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Half My cge
by Dead End Career Club
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I just dropped off a bunch of kids
ct an edm show
They said they were gonna tip on the app
But I don't really know
If I'll ever see that 2 bucks
That I actually do give a fuck
I file away those dollar bills
My life swallows them like paper pills
My kids need their medicine
My landlord needs his rent
My electricity
You better believe it needs a payment
I'm pouring 2 buck beers
For minimum wage
Everybody in heresies half my age
I pretend I don't hear
You're making twice my pay
Everybody in here is half my age
Did you know I wanted to be a doctor
I dropped out of school when my mom got sick
I was on my way to being an actor
I got cast in an NBC pilot
I was about to start my own business
When the bank wouldn't give me a loan
It's weird they won't take my dog as collateral
They keep asking
Do you own your own home?
Do you own your own home?
I'm pouring 2 buck beers
For minimum wage
Everybody in heresies half my age
I pretend I don't hear
You're making twice my pay
Everybody in here is half my age
In this age of awareness
cs we fly the flag for mental health
Don't you think we should be a little more concerned
With asking each other about ourselves
Instead of how's your High Life ?
How's your real life ?
Instead of how's your Coors' Light ?
How's that light in your soul that burned out years ago?
Instead of how's your gin and tonic
I'm here if you wanna talk about it
cnd not just cause they're paying me to
I just dropped off a bunch of kids
ct an edm show
They said they were gonna tip on the app
But I don't really know
If I'll ever see that 2 bucks
That I actually do give a fuck
I file away those dollar bills
My life swallows them like paper pills
My kids need their medicine
My landlord needs his rent
My electricity
You better believe it needs a payment
I'm pouring 2 buck beers
For minimum wage
Everybody in heresies half my age
I pretend I don't hear
You're making twice my pay
Everybody in here is half my age
Did you know I wanted to be a doctor
I dropped out of school when my mom got sick
I was on my way to being an actor
I got cast in an NBC pilot
I was about to start my own business
When the bank wouldn't give me a loan
It's weird they won't take my dog as collateral
They keep asking
Do you own your own home?
Do you own your own home?
I'm pouring 2 buck beers
For minimum wage
Everybody in heresies half my age
I pretend I don't hear
You're making twice my pay
Everybody in here is half my age
In this age of awareness
cs we fly the flag for mental health
Don't you think we should be a little more concerned
With asking each other about ourselves
Instead of how's your High Life ?
How's your real life ?
Instead of how's your Coors' Light ?
How's that light in your soul that burned out years ago?
Instead of how's your gin and tonic
I'm here if you wanna talk about it
cnd not just cause they're paying me to