Dial A Jam

Listen to the ballad of 40 Thevz number one As I grab the microphone like a dagger does a gun But I don't be jackin' fools for dey automobiles I gained management publishing a record deal I feel I been rappin' on the mic for so long But still ain't nothin' goin' on but a funky song Long as it's strong I remain 40 Thevz in the house, Billy Boyz and the Gang I put up wit' this and I put up wit' that I got mo' tricks than Felix the Cat's bag Bags of all colors couldn't upset my tempo A dark-skinned bro like my circle I'm a cheetah, you're a turtle over the top My hurdle win dis rap race or should I say rat race And since I be the rat I'm in first place ya better play catch up I'm servin' fools with the huh hiccups Throw ya hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care Throw ya hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care I got some funk in my pocket for the true hip-hoppers I gets my props When I bus' dese rhymes on top o' funky tracks Puffin' on the crack I'll have none of that Down wit' the thieves I believe could be my runnin' pack I'll steal your shoes while you're walkin' in 'em I got the bomb that'll have you coughin' if you hit 'em We couldn't get 'em up wit' me if I was wearin' skates I read bustas like books and see through 'em like lace Now I gotta put it down like a real G only If you ain't wit' the program then hear from the voter I'm down around the end like my name was Lawrence Taylor I'm down with a rat dat used to be a sailor To funk or not to funk, dat is the question These fools better watch where dey steppin' 'Cause my act is like a secret weapon loaded and cocked So gimme a call 'cause I'm always on the clock Call me if you need someone to rock you Call me Coolio and the 40 Thevz Ding-dong-ring-a-ding-ding-ding-dong Ring-ding-dong-ring-a-ding-ding-ding-dong Around the global the mobile dial the digits push in One way or another, 40 Thevz breakin' in Takin' on non believers in the industry Who's to find sucker rappers and put 'em out their misery I spit game like a new B got more drama than a movie If you know me then you knew me, little badass Pookie Like to wear my pants droopy But I shine like a ruby You candt do me I'm down with the twenty times two thieves I throw into the hype wit' my fresh pair of ears I'm down wit' the hustler and the gangsters and the players I'm hittin' fools hard like my name is Ronnie Lott And I'm down wit' the circle 'cause you know it don't stop Fools don't wanna step 'cause the suckers know I'm packin' Crack over the fence like my name was Reggie Jackson Switchin' around the pitcher like Catfish Hunter On the mound like Doc Gooden all rolled into one son Ooh ah ooh ooh ah, 40 Thevz in the house gettin' large Call me if you need someone to rock you Call me Coolio and the 40 Thevz Ding dong ring a ding ding ding dong Ring ding dong ring a ding ding ding dong It's time to step to the mic wit' the steel in my grip Cool and the forty like Gladys and the Pips or the O'Jays But not the Simpson, you must be trippin' From city to city we be tennis shoe pimpin' I'm lookin' for some action, that's why I'm rappin' I got a ship, you can ride, but I'm the captain so Dippin' chicken tender in the barbecue funk Just make sure you got a lot of room in your trunk I'm a winner, Bill's a winner, B's a winner, Lee's a winner Wouldn't you like to be a winner too? Ooh I got a job to do, somebody's gotta lose it Won't be me so I guess it's gotta be you I'm just one in the pack of four black Macks that's Down to gang bang if you want it like that So bring yo' team yo' posse, yo' crew And you still can't see the thirty-eight plus two Call me if you need someone to rock you Call me Coolio and the 40 Thevz Ding-dong-ring-a-ding-ding-ding-dong Ring-ding-dong-ring-a-ding-ding-ding-dong Call me if you need someone to rock you Call me Coolio and the 40 Thevz Ding-dong-ring-a-ding-ding-ding-dong Ring-ding-dong-ring-a-ding-ding-ding-dong