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My Regime
by Jeff Porter
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Real smooth, yeah
The full-blown novelist, whippin' through the metropolis
Student of the game, I'm still waiting on my scholarship
Wonder what made you inclined to think you were stopping this
Call it like it is, you're more like a fake optimist
Never call it quits, we got a buzz like low tolerance
Invested in my craft, it comes to rap, I'm not a cheapskate
He's great, make you reconsider your release date
Cheffin' up with David, in the kitchen fix a mean plate
Hard work's beating talent even if it's cliche
You just don't belong like salami on a cheesesteak
If I'm in the city, PapiVivi for the chopped cheese
Leg hanging out the window, screamin' you ain't got these
This ain't bout bragging rights, you're wishin' you was half as nice
Really had enough of you it's time to fuckin' pass the mic
They always try to tell you that there ain't no I in team
Ain't no I in Jeff either, homie but it's my regime
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime (I done told you)
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues (we really major now)
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream (never stop it now)
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me (it's a part of me)
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime (I done told you)
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues (we really major now)
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream (never stop it now)
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me (it's a part of me)
Turned thirty that's the highlight of my summertime
Five weddings this year, and none of them were mine
Probably have a family when I'm like thirty-five
For now, I'm chasing what I love, figured it's worth a try
All my friends, they're just forging down a different path
Feeling like an outcast, and I'm just sick of that
I tell these people what it costs and they don't get the math
All those beats you bought you could have got a crib with that
Fuck it then I guess I'm gonna have to keep renting
And until I blow up, guess I'm gonna keep spending
Every single day these songs, I'm gonna keep penning
Proving any of my doubters wrong with each sentence
Music therapeutic, sorta like a slow burn
But fuck it though, doing things on my own terms
As long as I'm alive, never gonna stop working
Hopefully, in the end, it was all worth it
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime (I done told you)
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues (we really major now)
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream (never stop it now)
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me (it's a part of me)
Real smooth, yeah
The full-blown novelist, whippin' through the metropolis
Student of the game, I'm still waiting on my scholarship
Wonder what made you inclined to think you were stopping this
Call it like it is, you're more like a fake optimist
Never call it quits, we got a buzz like low tolerance
Invested in my craft, it comes to rap, I'm not a cheapskate
He's great, make you reconsider your release date
Cheffin' up with David, in the kitchen fix a mean plate
Hard work's beating talent even if it's cliche
You just don't belong like salami on a cheesesteak
If I'm in the city, PapiVivi for the chopped cheese
Leg hanging out the window, screamin' you ain't got these
This ain't bout bragging rights, you're wishin' you was half as nice
Really had enough of you it's time to fuckin' pass the mic
They always try to tell you that there ain't no I in team
Ain't no I in Jeff either, homie but it's my regime
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime (I done told you)
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues (we really major now)
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream (never stop it now)
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me (it's a part of me)
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime (I done told you)
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues (we really major now)
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream (never stop it now)
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me (it's a part of me)
Turned thirty that's the highlight of my summertime
Five weddings this year, and none of them were mine
Probably have a family when I'm like thirty-five
For now, I'm chasing what I love, figured it's worth a try
All my friends, they're just forging down a different path
Feeling like an outcast, and I'm just sick of that
I tell these people what it costs and they don't get the math
All those beats you bought you could have got a crib with that
Fuck it then I guess I'm gonna have to keep renting
And until I blow up, guess I'm gonna keep spending
Every single day these songs, I'm gonna keep penning
Proving any of my doubters wrong with each sentence
Music therapeutic, sorta like a slow burn
But fuck it though, doing things on my own terms
As long as I'm alive, never gonna stop working
Hopefully, in the end, it was all worth it
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me
This is my regime, told you, this is my regime (I done told you)
We really major while you playing in the minor leagues (we really major now)
I made a promise to myself to never stop the dream (never stop it now)
Pure passion, never leaving, it's a part of me (it's a part of me)
