Song parody of
Toys Ain't the Same
by ColdmaN5
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Oh no Santa
What have you done
I just saw you
With a glue gun
Poor little Tommy Jingles
A broken toy from Kristopher McKringles
Toys ain't the same when they
Glued back together again
No shame
Toys ain't the same when they glued back together again
Oh Santa you ain't got no shame
Toys ain't the same when they glued back together again
Poor little Tommy Jingles
Screwed again by Kristopher McKringles
Oh no Santa
What have you done
I saw you
Drop a trash bag and run
Forgot to put air holes in the bag
A rookie mistake
Poor little Stephanie Moss
It's safe to say she won't be getting that snake
Toys ain't the same when they
Glued back together again
Oooh Santa you ain't got no shame
Snakes ain't no fun when they
Run out of oxygen
Poor little Stephanie Moss
Screwed over my Mr. Santa Claus
Lately poor Santa just hasn't been the same
Quality control's gone down the drain
Always misplacing the keys to his sleigh
What's going on in that old man's brain?
Toys ain't the same when they glued back together again
Oh poor Tommy Jingles
Toys aren't the same when they glued back together again
Poor little Tommy Jingles
Screwed again by Kristopher McKringles
Oh no Santa
What have you done
I just saw you
With a glue gun
Poor little Tommy Jingles
A broken toy from Kristopher McKringles
Toys ain't the same when they
Glued back together again
No shame
Toys ain't the same when they glued back together again
Oh Santa you ain't got no shame
Toys ain't the same when they glued back together again
Poor little Tommy Jingles
Screwed again by Kristopher McKringles
Oh no Santa
What have you done
I saw you
Drop a trash bag and run
Forgot to put air holes in the bag
A rookie mistake
Poor little Stephanie Moss
It's safe to say she won't be getting that snake
Toys ain't the same when they
Glued back together again
Oooh Santa you ain't got no shame
Snakes ain't no fun when they
Run out of oxygen
Poor little Stephanie Moss
Screwed over my Mr. Santa Claus
Lately poor Santa just hasn't been the same
Quality control's gone down the drain
Always misplacing the keys to his sleigh
What's going on in that old man's brain?
Toys ain't the same when they glued back together again
Oh poor Tommy Jingles
Toys aren't the same when they glued back together again
Poor little Tommy Jingles
Screwed again by Kristopher McKringles
