Plug, Rip, Tear and Snip

I'm cookin' with gas and watchin' everything go up in flames Got hot dogs on the grill because I forgot to buy steaks My lawn looks terrible because my lawnmower's still in the shop And my lawnmower is actually ready to pick up, I just completely forgot My boys are on the way they'll never let me live this down Only one way to earn back my man card Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip I'll break it all just to prove I'm still a man Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip So full of rage and I can't even remember why I got a honey-do list a mile long I don't even have time to write this song My arms might as well be made of brooms Messes everywhere, I gotta clean these rooms Doesn't matter how hard I try, how hard I push My neighbor always seems to mow his lawn first Leaving my grass so gross so bleak Cause I was on my thirteenth bathroom break All I wanted was a steak But all I got were these goddamned hot dogs My boys are gonna laugh at me Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip I'll break it all just to prove I'm still a man Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip Plug rip tear and snip So full of rage and I can't even remember why My furnace is broken and all my faucets are leaking My sump pump backfired and all my doors, they're creaking I'd fix it all if I could, but the problem is I ain't that smart I can't even drive anywhere because my stupid car won't start My life's a mess and there's no end anywhere in sight Amplified I've got to let out all this building rage And I think I know the only way