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Pick Me
by Corporate Kickball
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I wish I had a prophecy to follow[00:25.97]And a wise old mage to lead me[00:31.65]I wish that I was destined for greatness[00:38.13]And that I'd remembered to dry my sheets[00:44.30]I wish I had someone to have a crush on[00:50.49]And interactions to overthink about[00:56.47]'Cause putting rose colored glasses on[01:02.87]Makes everything else quiet down[01:08.97]And I don't make any offers[01:13.36]So I say yes[01:16.19]To the first ones that come around[01:21.18]Then I'm surprised[01:24.03]That my agency is gone[01:27.40]I'm 22 and going through[01:30.43]A mid-life crisis and I hate it[01:36.54]When you say I haven't seen anything yet[01:42.59]Should I get a house? Or a tattoo?[01:45.65]Or pregnant?[01:48.84]I don't know yet[01:51.91]I don't know yet[01:55.06]I'm pretty sure I just want someone to crush on[02:00.48]Should I just pick one?[02:04.36]And every couple of years I find out[02:10.46]I was an idiot a few years ago[02:16.51]I'm cold and I'm bored and I'm pretty sure[02:19.69]That I have the most[02:23.48]Uncomfortable body in the world[02:29.00]And I don't make any offers[02:33.65]So I say yes[02:36.33]To the first ones that come around[02:41.00]Then I'm surprised[02:44.14]That my agency is gone[02:47.28]I'm 22 and going through[02:50.32]A mid-life crisis and I hate it[02:53.52]When you say I haven't seen anything yet[03:02.59]Should I get a gun? Or a shih tzu?[03:05.65]Or arrested?[03:08.88]I don't know yet[03:11.89]I don't know yet[03:15.08]I'm pretty sure I just want someone to crush on[03:20.51]Should I just pick one?[03:24.39]I'm pretty sure I just want someone to crush on[03:29.37]Should I just pick someone?
I wish I had a prophecy to follow[00:25.97]And a wise old mage to lead me[00:31.65]I wish that I was destined for greatness[00:38.13]And that I'd remembered to dry my sheets[00:44.30]I wish I had someone to have a crush on[00:50.49]And interactions to overthink about[00:56.47]'Cause putting rose colored glasses on[01:02.87]Makes everything else quiet down[01:08.97]And I don't make any offers[01:13.36]So I say yes[01:16.19]To the first ones that come around[01:21.18]Then I'm surprised[01:24.03]That my agency is gone[01:27.40]I'm 22 and going through[01:30.43]A mid-life crisis and I hate it[01:36.54]When you say I haven't seen anything yet[01:42.59]Should I get a house? Or a tattoo?[01:45.65]Or pregnant?[01:48.84]I don't know yet[01:51.91]I don't know yet[01:55.06]I'm pretty sure I just want someone to crush on[02:00.48]Should I just pick one?[02:04.36]And every couple of years I find out[02:10.46]I was an idiot a few years ago[02:16.51]I'm cold and I'm bored and I'm pretty sure[02:19.69]That I have the most[02:23.48]Uncomfortable body in the world[02:29.00]And I don't make any offers[02:33.65]So I say yes[02:36.33]To the first ones that come around[02:41.00]Then I'm surprised[02:44.14]That my agency is gone[02:47.28]I'm 22 and going through[02:50.32]A mid-life crisis and I hate it[02:53.52]When you say I haven't seen anything yet[03:02.59]Should I get a gun? Or a shih tzu?[03:05.65]Or arrested?[03:08.88]I don't know yet[03:11.89]I don't know yet[03:15.08]I'm pretty sure I just want someone to crush on[03:20.51]Should I just pick one?[03:24.39]I'm pretty sure I just want someone to crush on[03:29.37]Should I just pick someone?
