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Boyfriend
by Harry Houlton
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Do you wanna go to the cinema
I should have asked you that
But I was too scared of what you might say
And I don't want to spend anymore money
On another disappointing date
I wonder what your boyfriend would have said
If he knew what we did
Would he be happy to pay
Me a visit and cut off my bollocks and feed them to the dogs
He never liked me anyway
Let's hope you don't own up
I want my balls on my body
Let's hope you keep it up
And I keep my blood inside me
I wished for something more between us
But I'll play the coward
And try and date your best friend
I don't see any issues with it
Well maybe it's a bit shit
But got I need someone to hold
All my belongings all of my baggage
Maybe if I'm magic
I'll convince her that I'm not in love with you
And then we'll live happily ever after
And I'll still be close to you
I'll still be close to yo o ouuuu
Let's hope I don't own up
Shell pull my balls from my body
Let's hope i keep it up
And I keep my blood inside me
Well now it's done between me and her
Maybe if we keep it on the low
I can make my moves
But of course now you're dating my mate
And we have the same name
And I think that's pretty absurd
But I've been acting a fool and since then I've proved
That that is what I am
And all of my moping is holding me open
For this to happen again
I guess I'm owning up
My balls are still on my body
And now I've lived this long
I can say I acted badly
Do you wanna go to the cinema
I should have asked you that
But I was too scared of what you might say
And I don't want to spend anymore money
On another disappointing date
I wonder what your boyfriend would have said
If he knew what we did
Would he be happy to pay
Me a visit and cut off my bollocks and feed them to the dogs
He never liked me anyway
Let's hope you don't own up
I want my balls on my body
Let's hope you keep it up
And I keep my blood inside me
I wished for something more between us
But I'll play the coward
And try and date your best friend
I don't see any issues with it
Well maybe it's a bit shit
But got I need someone to hold
All my belongings all of my baggage
Maybe if I'm magic
I'll convince her that I'm not in love with you
And then we'll live happily ever after
And I'll still be close to you
I'll still be close to yo o ouuuu
Let's hope I don't own up
Shell pull my balls from my body
Let's hope i keep it up
And I keep my blood inside me
Well now it's done between me and her
Maybe if we keep it on the low
I can make my moves
But of course now you're dating my mate
And we have the same name
And I think that's pretty absurd
But I've been acting a fool and since then I've proved
That that is what I am
And all of my moping is holding me open
For this to happen again
I guess I'm owning up
My balls are still on my body
And now I've lived this long
I can say I acted badly
