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If I Had a Glass
by Dean Lauderdale
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It's a bit cliché to discuss my age
But the words just fall off the page
You're sittin' in a corner and your life has flashed before your eyes
You're comin' up short whenever you're on stage
Oh no
Oh no
Takin' it right on back to the good times
My head was filled with a thousand rhymes
I didn't think I had a lot but what I want is to go back
And the day just keeps gettin' darker in my mind
Oh no
Oh no
A hundred days go by
And it feels like forever
In the blink of an eye
You're complaining about the weather
And if I had a glass that would let me see my past
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
Waitin' for booze in a parking lot
So many memories I forgot
And my old friends are movin' on, and they've gone on with their own lives
And I won't forget the lessons that they taught
Oh no
Oh no
I'm not the hot shot I thought I was
Stupid is as stupid does
Is confidence just arrogance hiding right beneath the mask
I'm not goin' back and that's because
A hundred days go by
And it feels like forever
In the blink of an eye
You're complaining about the weather
If I had a glass I would let me see my past
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
A hundred days go by
And it feels like forever
In the blink of an eye
You're complaining about the weather
If I had a glass I would let me see my past
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
It's a bit cliché to discuss my age
But the words just fall off the page
You're sittin' in a corner and your life has flashed before your eyes
You're comin' up short whenever you're on stage
Oh no
Oh no
Takin' it right on back to the good times
My head was filled with a thousand rhymes
I didn't think I had a lot but what I want is to go back
And the day just keeps gettin' darker in my mind
Oh no
Oh no
A hundred days go by
And it feels like forever
In the blink of an eye
You're complaining about the weather
And if I had a glass that would let me see my past
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
Waitin' for booze in a parking lot
So many memories I forgot
And my old friends are movin' on, and they've gone on with their own lives
And I won't forget the lessons that they taught
Oh no
Oh no
I'm not the hot shot I thought I was
Stupid is as stupid does
Is confidence just arrogance hiding right beneath the mask
I'm not goin' back and that's because
A hundred days go by
And it feels like forever
In the blink of an eye
You're complaining about the weather
If I had a glass I would let me see my past
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
A hundred days go by
And it feels like forever
In the blink of an eye
You're complaining about the weather
If I had a glass I would let me see my past
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
I'd probably just laugh and shoot that whiskey back
