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I Don't Do Drugs
by Zach Midas
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I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
Why do I have to have these days
Why do I have to have these days
I wonder
I have these days
I wouldn't wish 'em
On my worst enemy to punish 'em
I have these days, man
Im stuck with 'em
Do the best that I can just to get done with 'em
And I become a victim of myself
My mental health
Isn't all its cracked up to be
It isn't well
I didn't eat today
That didn't help
If my girl knew that shit, she'd be pissed as hell
She'll be filling up the fridge
Putting shit up on the shelf for me
Yelling, telling me to eat
But shit ain't sitting well with me
Sitting in a mental prison convicted of felonies
I'm prosecuting myself for
Every second of every minute of every day of every week
Of every month of every year every decade and century
I'll never let myself be I'll never be free
Feel like I'll never be at peace
Until I'm dead deceased
That ain't even healthy
Thats what she says to me
In her presence is really what I am blessed to be
So I try to be the best me that I can be for her
Try to be the better me that I was before
I was in freefall
Trying to keep her
From seeing what she saw
But doggie, she sees all
Sees right through me like I am a screen door
Tells me when I am in pain
That I won't look her in the eye at all
I just didn't want her to see all my flaws
Sometimes I am ashamed of who I think I have become
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
Why do I have to have these days
Why do I have to have these days
I wonder
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
I wanna make you happy for the rest of your life
You deserve better
I don't do the best, just alright
Trust me, if you met her
You'd be like Zach, you need to do better
Id agree with ya
Today was a mess, I plan on coming back tomorrow
I'ma get my shit together
But I wonder
Why do I have to have these days
Why do I have to have these days
I wonder
I wish i was numb, I wish I was numb
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
Why do I have to have these days
Why do I have to have these days
I wonder
I have these days
I wouldn't wish 'em
On my worst enemy to punish 'em
I have these days, man
Im stuck with 'em
Do the best that I can just to get done with 'em
And I become a victim of myself
My mental health
Isn't all its cracked up to be
It isn't well
I didn't eat today
That didn't help
If my girl knew that shit, she'd be pissed as hell
She'll be filling up the fridge
Putting shit up on the shelf for me
Yelling, telling me to eat
But shit ain't sitting well with me
Sitting in a mental prison convicted of felonies
I'm prosecuting myself for
Every second of every minute of every day of every week
Of every month of every year every decade and century
I'll never let myself be I'll never be free
Feel like I'll never be at peace
Until I'm dead deceased
That ain't even healthy
Thats what she says to me
In her presence is really what I am blessed to be
So I try to be the best me that I can be for her
Try to be the better me that I was before
I was in freefall
Trying to keep her
From seeing what she saw
But doggie, she sees all
Sees right through me like I am a screen door
Tells me when I am in pain
That I won't look her in the eye at all
I just didn't want her to see all my flaws
Sometimes I am ashamed of who I think I have become
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
Why do I have to have these days
Why do I have to have these days
I wonder
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
I wish I was numb, I wish I was numb
I don't do drugs that shit is dumb
I wanna make you happy for the rest of your life
You deserve better
I don't do the best, just alright
Trust me, if you met her
You'd be like Zach, you need to do better
Id agree with ya
Today was a mess, I plan on coming back tomorrow
I'ma get my shit together
But I wonder
Why do I have to have these days
Why do I have to have these days
I wonder
I wish i was numb, I wish I was numb
