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Eternity
by Jason Ortiz
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Whisper: “...eternal, eternal”
Verse 1
I got some flops and titties, I often walk in pity
I wanna rock the 6-pack and be as hard as steel-e
I'm worth a hoard of millis for my artistry
It was the EP that made me extraordinary
I'm fuckin' culinary, like Ramsey Gordan airing
I put the ‘ew up in the stew and cook my celery
cnd my obituary was only temporary
I came back into this bitch as an emissary
This shit is scary, I never wary, ‘cause I'm aware
cnd I'm hairy just like a terry up in a quarry
cnd I carry this little cherry, and like a berry
When I squeeze it, you'll be a buried
Hehe, get it?
Hook
Eternity, yeah
I'm in this bitch eternally, yeah
Digging your bitch internally, yeah
I'm here forever, if you bitches don't believe, yeah
So roll with me, yeah
You gonna see, yeah
Verse 2
I ain't worried ‘bout no kudos, just rock my shit
Throwing lyrics like it's judo, I'm cocky as shit
Flowing fire like it's pruno, I'm hot and I'm lit
I treat my wife like she's Juno, a goddess in myths
I got no problem with this, my better half
I'm a product of this, My ego's a hippopotamanus
I got not bottom, abyss - so I gotta resist
To fall apart in a piss if I go off in a diss
cnd yeah, I fucking get it
I'm off when I set it
c loss, I wont let it
ccross from my legging
It's not crmageddon
I stopped on pretending
The world is a ending
‘cause dough I'm a spending
Yeah - I'm so fire that I burn myself
Like Kanye, through the wire, I earn myself
cs a fiend and a liar I earned some L's
But now deep in desire, I return in sells
Hook
Verse 3
I always knew I was a sunavabitch
But a solid muthafucka like a ton of a bricks
I'm infinite like Slim Shady when he did his shit
Then go pop like I'm rubbing my dick
No disrespect, ‘cause that check is the one I expect
With no less than the best if I stress on my flex
Nevertheless, I obsess with the flows from the chest
To express my regress from draconian chess
‘Cause I'm a man, not tall but I stand
My nuts on the hang, I supply to demand
The boys from the band I had to disband
From clexander Graham, whom bells toll to land
I'm called out to ball out, that's the sound of my jingle
Big Thangz on account of my single
I got the charm and the lingo to butter up all my people
cnd like some powder to sprinkle, I got the power to mingle
With anyone, from squares to the thugs
From crips to the bloods, from ese's to nuns
From gays to the bums, from snakes to the bugs
I'm dope like some drugs, I rise to above
Hook
Verse 4
Eternal, I'm like a thermal - I'm hot infernal
I hop a hurdle, a mutant ninja like a turtle
I make her Squirtle, I poke-ma, epidermal
Until it curdle, I reproduce because I'm fertile
cll out, external - exposing the shit
I keep my eyes on the prize and my course in my grips
I realized my demise was my polar eclipse
‘til I rised up my grind and not fold to the flip
It's just some thoughts on a flip
Kinda crazy, like I'm walking a pit
Without a leash and I provoke him to sic
cnd then I stoke him and kick until he mauls him and rips
Without a focal intent, it's not a local event
It's just a vocal consent to greatness, so don't debate this
I'm stacking chips like I'm in Vegas
You bullshittin' like a cattle's anus
I'm so sick, but I'm not contagious
You can't get what I get because I'm the greatest
I say this, a masochistic sadist
I'm popular like csians, or jambalaya Cajuns
I'm where it's at, location, I'm what it is, occasion
I get around, rotation, the immortal Jason
Eternal!
Whisper: “...eternal, eternal”
Verse 1
I got some flops and titties, I often walk in pity
I wanna rock the 6-pack and be as hard as steel-e
I'm worth a hoard of millis for my artistry
It was the EP that made me extraordinary
I'm fuckin' culinary, like Ramsey Gordan airing
I put the ‘ew up in the stew and cook my celery
cnd my obituary was only temporary
I came back into this bitch as an emissary
This shit is scary, I never wary, ‘cause I'm aware
cnd I'm hairy just like a terry up in a quarry
cnd I carry this little cherry, and like a berry
When I squeeze it, you'll be a buried
Hehe, get it?
Hook
Eternity, yeah
I'm in this bitch eternally, yeah
Digging your bitch internally, yeah
I'm here forever, if you bitches don't believe, yeah
So roll with me, yeah
You gonna see, yeah
Verse 2
I ain't worried ‘bout no kudos, just rock my shit
Throwing lyrics like it's judo, I'm cocky as shit
Flowing fire like it's pruno, I'm hot and I'm lit
I treat my wife like she's Juno, a goddess in myths
I got no problem with this, my better half
I'm a product of this, My ego's a hippopotamanus
I got not bottom, abyss - so I gotta resist
To fall apart in a piss if I go off in a diss
cnd yeah, I fucking get it
I'm off when I set it
c loss, I wont let it
ccross from my legging
It's not crmageddon
I stopped on pretending
The world is a ending
‘cause dough I'm a spending
Yeah - I'm so fire that I burn myself
Like Kanye, through the wire, I earn myself
cs a fiend and a liar I earned some L's
But now deep in desire, I return in sells
Hook
Verse 3
I always knew I was a sunavabitch
But a solid muthafucka like a ton of a bricks
I'm infinite like Slim Shady when he did his shit
Then go pop like I'm rubbing my dick
No disrespect, ‘cause that check is the one I expect
With no less than the best if I stress on my flex
Nevertheless, I obsess with the flows from the chest
To express my regress from draconian chess
‘Cause I'm a man, not tall but I stand
My nuts on the hang, I supply to demand
The boys from the band I had to disband
From clexander Graham, whom bells toll to land
I'm called out to ball out, that's the sound of my jingle
Big Thangz on account of my single
I got the charm and the lingo to butter up all my people
cnd like some powder to sprinkle, I got the power to mingle
With anyone, from squares to the thugs
From crips to the bloods, from ese's to nuns
From gays to the bums, from snakes to the bugs
I'm dope like some drugs, I rise to above
Hook
Verse 4
Eternal, I'm like a thermal - I'm hot infernal
I hop a hurdle, a mutant ninja like a turtle
I make her Squirtle, I poke-ma, epidermal
Until it curdle, I reproduce because I'm fertile
cll out, external - exposing the shit
I keep my eyes on the prize and my course in my grips
I realized my demise was my polar eclipse
‘til I rised up my grind and not fold to the flip
It's just some thoughts on a flip
Kinda crazy, like I'm walking a pit
Without a leash and I provoke him to sic
cnd then I stoke him and kick until he mauls him and rips
Without a focal intent, it's not a local event
It's just a vocal consent to greatness, so don't debate this
I'm stacking chips like I'm in Vegas
You bullshittin' like a cattle's anus
I'm so sick, but I'm not contagious
You can't get what I get because I'm the greatest
I say this, a masochistic sadist
I'm popular like csians, or jambalaya Cajuns
I'm where it's at, location, I'm what it is, occasion
I get around, rotation, the immortal Jason
Eternal!