Happy Birthday

You're outta my league like bumblebees in honey trees Sunny D's get the money schemes The green machine stay hunting me Happy Birthday I used to want it in the worst way Like the church say Open your hearts and open your wallets I can't wait to marry you once you graduate college Black nail polish Sum 41 I'm in a yellow punch buggy and I'm feeling dumb Band on the run Hand on the gun I used to be in love with porn stars I once saw clien Iverson at Checkers in a sports car We could share a milkshake We could split the bill two ways Tomorrow's a new day You say I rap a lot about food Well we could have a picnic in the nude Running through the field picking flowers Next comes marriage and a baby shower K I S S I N G I'll buy you cortisone if your skin gets itchy I ain't Richie Rich, more like Brokey Broke New dance do the Hockey Poke Turn yourself around We could pretend we don't know each other and just met here in the lounge Whoop whoop That's the sound, that's the sound I came down swinging Next morning, I woke up singing I'm just mad about Saffron They call me Mellow Yellow Remember in The Office when he had the stapler in the Jello It's sorta like that cos I'm stuck on you You're my world; you're my girl, you're my baby boo Let's listen to Buzzy Linhart down in Berkeley I quit biting my nails cold turkey Maybe I'll even clean my room You sing like an angel Maybe I'll just straighten up and light a candle They used to call me cndre Igoudala with the handles Playing THPS, listening to The Vandals cnd if the government could read my mind They'd know I'd do anything for this little light of mine You're my sunshine, you're my muse You always cheer me up like the B-52's I got my groove back Love shack, baby, love shack Queen of my heart, I put nothing above that ...Skip to my Lou Betty Sue I'll be changing your oil at the Jiffy Lube Even redid the upholstery Shining up the rims Maybe I'll cut out soda and go to the gym It's the little things that count We could watch the ball drop We could watch the ball bounce I always wanted someone to kiss at midnight You give me life you give me light cnd I give it right back so You could always feel me and my rap flow I could write words like stars in the sky Remember that night in your car I cried Cos I feel I don't deserve To be happy in a capitalist society that connects money to your worth cnd your productivity It's all Toxicity Never give up on your dreams Nobody knows what they wanna be But as long as I'm with you bliss ain't too far Now excuse me while I kiss the Stars