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Half Stoned And Halfway To Mexico
by Band Content
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Now I remember to the day
When that wild boy took you away
It opened my eyes and you might be surprised
At all the four letter words that I say
I'm no longer a man of means
I got fired I was drunk and rude
I think the law is looking for me cause you see
I punched a cop he had a bad attitude
Those bow ties I used to wear
are no longer part of my attire
Along with my suits and button down shirts
They made a nice little fire
Traded in my SUV and bought
Low down mean dirty motorbike
Gonna go where the warm winds blow
And I know I gotta make things right
I gotta give credit to where credits due
And it's all because of you
I only blame you for every little thing
And all the crazy shite I do
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
I gotta give credit to where credits due
And it's all because of you
I only blame you for every little thing
And all the crazy shite I do
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
Gonna find me a little señorita
Wash away this pain
One or two bottles of tequila
The next night doing the same
I think I might find me a little piece of shade
And lay around all day
I can tell myself that I got it made
But if they asked how I got that way
I gotta give credit to where credits due
And it's all because of you
I only blame you for every little thing
And all the crazy shite I do
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
Yes I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
Now I remember to the day
When that wild boy took you away
It opened my eyes and you might be surprised
At all the four letter words that I say
I'm no longer a man of means
I got fired I was drunk and rude
I think the law is looking for me cause you see
I punched a cop he had a bad attitude
Those bow ties I used to wear
are no longer part of my attire
Along with my suits and button down shirts
They made a nice little fire
Traded in my SUV and bought
Low down mean dirty motorbike
Gonna go where the warm winds blow
And I know I gotta make things right
I gotta give credit to where credits due
And it's all because of you
I only blame you for every little thing
And all the crazy shite I do
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
I gotta give credit to where credits due
And it's all because of you
I only blame you for every little thing
And all the crazy shite I do
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
Gonna find me a little señorita
Wash away this pain
One or two bottles of tequila
The next night doing the same
I think I might find me a little piece of shade
And lay around all day
I can tell myself that I got it made
But if they asked how I got that way
I gotta give credit to where credits due
And it's all because of you
I only blame you for every little thing
And all the crazy shite I do
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
You might think you drove me to drink
Well hell yes that's true cause don't you know
That I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
Yes I'm half stoned and halfway to Mexico
