Song parody of
i want to go to the party
by Astro Alloy
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I wanna go to the party, I wanna fit right in
I wanna get drunk ugly and yell at my stupid friends
I wanna puke in a toilet, I wanna call-in sick
I wanna crush on a new girl and all of that cringy shit
Instead I'm bored inside my dorm, killing off the time
Texting lies that say that I'm too busy for the night
Lay in bed, pretend I'm dead and swear it could be worse
Play an album not as good the first time as the third
I will not manifest courage I wish I had
I am the champion of the cancelled plan
I wanna go to the party, I wanna leave a scar
I wanna go on a bender, I wanna crash a car
I wanna piss off the neighbors, I wanna piss off cops
I wanna leave with a story that that somebody else retells
Instead I'm bored inside my dorm, killing off the time
Texting lies that say that I'm too busy for the night
Lay in bed, pretend I'm dead and swear it could be worse
Play an album not as good the first time as the third
I will not manifest courage I wish I had
For I am the champion of the cancelled plan
Concrete walks and rambling talks
A promise made with fingers crossed
Forgotten rules to drinking games
A coke can filled with ash
Clouded by half-eaten brains
As mercury pumps thru our veins
Speaking with nothing to say at all
I'll send a pity text to my oldest friends
"I know that this sounds weird, but please come over here"
And I won't be alone, maybe we all get stoned
Watch some Minecraft vlogs and bitch about our jobs
I wanna go to the party, I wanna fit right in
I wanna get drunk ugly and yell at my stupid friends
I wanna puke in a toilet, I wanna call-in sick
I wanna crush on a new girl and all of that cringy shit
Instead I'm bored inside my dorm, killing off the time
Texting lies that say that I'm too busy for the night
Lay in bed, pretend I'm dead and swear it could be worse
Play an album not as good the first time as the third
I will not manifest courage I wish I had
I am the champion of the cancelled plan
I wanna go to the party, I wanna leave a scar
I wanna go on a bender, I wanna crash a car
I wanna piss off the neighbors, I wanna piss off cops
I wanna leave with a story that that somebody else retells
Instead I'm bored inside my dorm, killing off the time
Texting lies that say that I'm too busy for the night
Lay in bed, pretend I'm dead and swear it could be worse
Play an album not as good the first time as the third
I will not manifest courage I wish I had
For I am the champion of the cancelled plan
Concrete walks and rambling talks
A promise made with fingers crossed
Forgotten rules to drinking games
A coke can filled with ash
Clouded by half-eaten brains
As mercury pumps thru our veins
Speaking with nothing to say at all
I'll send a pity text to my oldest friends
"I know that this sounds weird, but please come over here"
And I won't be alone, maybe we all get stoned
Watch some Minecraft vlogs and bitch about our jobs
