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Gay Love Song at the Home Depot (feat. 2GuysRemodeling270TTV & icewater42)
by GingerLeaf
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He looked me in the eyes
Grabbed me by the side
He said he can't say bye
We met at the Home Depot
Walked into a Home Depot a d met employee named Ben
I don't think he realized that I was into men
Gave him my number, told him to call me later
All because he looked like the Cars character named Mater
Yeah, he got me hard as wood, cause he looking at me good
You can call him food, cause he's a snack, cause you know he packing
Yeah, I know we met at the Home Depot, but I like the way he look at me, yo
Baby, let's just take things slow, cause it feel better the further we go
He looked me in the eyes, grabbed me by the side
He said he can't say bye
Caught him staring at my thighs
I told him this must be goodbye
He grabbed me by the hand, yeah
Asked me to be his king, yeah
Handed me some bling, I had to say I do
He said it wasn't that
I said who cares, let's get married now
Yo, yo, what's up you freaking man whores
Why don't you get the heck up out of my store
Because if I see one more gay, they're gonna have to freaking pay
Yeah, extra tax dollars
Unlike me, cause I'm a freaking baller
You know, they say eat the rich, but instead I'm gonna make you my bitch
Lick me, dick me, give me your lumber, lumber
I just want your god damn number
Give me your white thinner
Cause you know I'm a cold blooded sinner
Know your ass is fat, I want it clapped
Just so you know, your booty cheeks getting slapped
You work at Home Depot, but you dick like a food court
Baby burning so many calories, this sex got to be a sport
I am super gay, that's what they all say
If I could have things my way, I would see you every day
Don't talk about that manager in front of me
He doesn't like what we bout to be
Cause it's you that I'm gonna marry
Then it's your asshole I'm gonna see
I like men
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We met at the Home Depot
He looked me in the eyes
Grabbed me by the side
He said he can't say bye
We met at the Home Depot
Walked into a Home Depot a d met employee named Ben
I don't think he realized that I was into men
Gave him my number, told him to call me later
All because he looked like the Cars character named Mater
Yeah, he got me hard as wood, cause he looking at me good
You can call him food, cause he's a snack, cause you know he packing
Yeah, I know we met at the Home Depot, but I like the way he look at me, yo
Baby, let's just take things slow, cause it feel better the further we go
He looked me in the eyes, grabbed me by the side
He said he can't say bye
Caught him staring at my thighs
I told him this must be goodbye
He grabbed me by the hand, yeah
Asked me to be his king, yeah
Handed me some bling, I had to say I do
He said it wasn't that
I said who cares, let's get married now
Yo, yo, what's up you freaking man whores
Why don't you get the heck up out of my store
Because if I see one more gay, they're gonna have to freaking pay
Yeah, extra tax dollars
Unlike me, cause I'm a freaking baller
You know, they say eat the rich, but instead I'm gonna make you my bitch
Lick me, dick me, give me your lumber, lumber
I just want your god damn number
Give me your white thinner
Cause you know I'm a cold blooded sinner
Know your ass is fat, I want it clapped
Just so you know, your booty cheeks getting slapped
You work at Home Depot, but you dick like a food court
Baby burning so many calories, this sex got to be a sport
I am super gay, that's what they all say
If I could have things my way, I would see you every day
Don't talk about that manager in front of me
He doesn't like what we bout to be
Cause it's you that I'm gonna marry
Then it's your asshole I'm gonna see
I like men
Activate
We met at the Home Depot