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Man Cold
by Artimus Wolz
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Woke up with a headache, think I might just call out
Tell them that my tooth hurts, I think they might all fall out
I've got pain in my side, my tummy won't stop rumbling
If I die in my sleep, tell my kids that I love them
They say I'm dramatic, I call it premonition
My disease is so rare, It's limited edition
My wife thinks that I'm fine, she says I don't know true pain
She's been pregnant 9 months, but I've been sick for two days
Help me
I think that I'm dying
In the shower crying
For someone to save me
Oh man cold
I think I need a coffin but for now I'm on the sofa
You can call me Nyquil daddy, I'm the king of ibuprofen
And the world just thinks I'm whining, but I'm on my way to heaven
They're laughing at my fever which is 98.7
I'm a hero, I'm a saint
If I stand up I might faint
My wife thinks that I'm lame but my health is not a game
She'll be sorry, she'll be sad, she'll be angry, she'll be mad
And she'll have to tell our kids that their mama killed their dad
Help me
I think that I'm dying
In the shower crying
For someone to save me
Oh man cold
Man cold
Man cold
Man cold
Man cold
Man cold
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
(help me, I think that I'm dying)
It's not in my head
(in the shower crying)
It's not in my head
(for someone to save me)
It's not in my head
Oh Man Cold
Man Cold
Man Cold
Man Cold
Woke up with a headache, think I might just call out
Tell them that my tooth hurts, I think they might all fall out
I've got pain in my side, my tummy won't stop rumbling
If I die in my sleep, tell my kids that I love them
They say I'm dramatic, I call it premonition
My disease is so rare, It's limited edition
My wife thinks that I'm fine, she says I don't know true pain
She's been pregnant 9 months, but I've been sick for two days
Help me
I think that I'm dying
In the shower crying
For someone to save me
Oh man cold
I think I need a coffin but for now I'm on the sofa
You can call me Nyquil daddy, I'm the king of ibuprofen
And the world just thinks I'm whining, but I'm on my way to heaven
They're laughing at my fever which is 98.7
I'm a hero, I'm a saint
If I stand up I might faint
My wife thinks that I'm lame but my health is not a game
She'll be sorry, she'll be sad, she'll be angry, she'll be mad
And she'll have to tell our kids that their mama killed their dad
Help me
I think that I'm dying
In the shower crying
For someone to save me
Oh man cold
Man cold
Man cold
Man cold
Man cold
Man cold
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
It's not in my head
(help me, I think that I'm dying)
It's not in my head
(in the shower crying)
It's not in my head
(for someone to save me)
It's not in my head
Oh Man Cold
Man Cold
Man Cold
Man Cold
