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Heaven's Hotel Bar
by Bill Beare
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Young folk, old folk, stillborn babes in arms
They've left the mess, the strife and stress
And now everything's quite calm
But down the road there's a more raucous tone
Where everyone seems to be a star
Swilling ale and telling tales
In Heaven's Hotel bar
It's been a ride through hell to the pearly gates
A burning spell of altered states
So come on my sweetness, get on your feet 'cos
There's a tale and a half to tell
And it's your first day so fire away here at Heaven's Hotel
And we want the moment before it all went dark
When you felt every split second
Before you gently slipped away or were ripped apart
As your trip to the beyond beckoned
And make sure you employ every detail
We want to go ooh and ah
Allow us to reel in horror or feel the sympathy and sorrow
Yes, the way you went, your lament
How you were heaven sent to us ladies and gents here at Heaven's Hotel bar
You know, some don't even see it coming
Bludgeoned, no warning no fear
Crept up from behind and, wham, rendered blind
And next thing they were on their way here
And how would you face, winding up in this place
Not looking so great but feeling fine
'Cos everyone's laughing; it's a perk of the passing
From leaving their tough lives behind
Yeah, everyone's laughing their heads off
Even those with their heads off
I'm talking decapitated
They tell of the guillotine that sliced 'em so clean
And the steps they go through to drink, I assure you,
Are nothing short of awesomely captivating
And the delicate child, taken by a crocodile
Said she felt like she had been hit by a freight train
But philosophically she spoke, saying although
It was such a hideous and horrendous way to go
She felt pleased to be at least an important piece of the food chain
Oh, and, of course, there were those who totally froze
Bracing for that moment of impact
And then seeing their brains and scattered remains all about them
Were amazed to see that their souls were still totally intact
We're souls in the clear, all here, in good cheer
Egging on the next tale of demise
Even those who took the leap quietly in their sleep
Give wonder to the rapturous rise
As if lifted on high drifted into the sky
Looking back at themselves as they flew
Floating above a self that they loved
Their body in state, lying in wait
For the flames or the worms to consume
Yes, there are so many ways to end your days
Quiet releases, blown to pieces
Burnt, frozen, drowned and poisoned
Nailed, impaled, executed in jails
All part of the macabre mix
And then down to the harbour and across the Styx we sail
And head for here with stories, clearly, that will never end
And with so much coming from something in common
It's not hard to form death-long friends
And when some have had their fill, they simply head for the hills
Or even to a yonder star
But most hang in here for the tales and the beer
In Heaven's Hotel bar
Yeah, most hang in here for the tales and the beer
In Heaven's Hotel bar
Young folk, old folk, stillborn babes in arms
They've left the mess, the strife and stress
And now everything's quite calm
But down the road there's a more raucous tone
Where everyone seems to be a star
Swilling ale and telling tales
In Heaven's Hotel bar
It's been a ride through hell to the pearly gates
A burning spell of altered states
So come on my sweetness, get on your feet 'cos
There's a tale and a half to tell
And it's your first day so fire away here at Heaven's Hotel
And we want the moment before it all went dark
When you felt every split second
Before you gently slipped away or were ripped apart
As your trip to the beyond beckoned
And make sure you employ every detail
We want to go ooh and ah
Allow us to reel in horror or feel the sympathy and sorrow
Yes, the way you went, your lament
How you were heaven sent to us ladies and gents here at Heaven's Hotel bar
You know, some don't even see it coming
Bludgeoned, no warning no fear
Crept up from behind and, wham, rendered blind
And next thing they were on their way here
And how would you face, winding up in this place
Not looking so great but feeling fine
'Cos everyone's laughing; it's a perk of the passing
From leaving their tough lives behind
Yeah, everyone's laughing their heads off
Even those with their heads off
I'm talking decapitated
They tell of the guillotine that sliced 'em so clean
And the steps they go through to drink, I assure you,
Are nothing short of awesomely captivating
And the delicate child, taken by a crocodile
Said she felt like she had been hit by a freight train
But philosophically she spoke, saying although
It was such a hideous and horrendous way to go
She felt pleased to be at least an important piece of the food chain
Oh, and, of course, there were those who totally froze
Bracing for that moment of impact
And then seeing their brains and scattered remains all about them
Were amazed to see that their souls were still totally intact
We're souls in the clear, all here, in good cheer
Egging on the next tale of demise
Even those who took the leap quietly in their sleep
Give wonder to the rapturous rise
As if lifted on high drifted into the sky
Looking back at themselves as they flew
Floating above a self that they loved
Their body in state, lying in wait
For the flames or the worms to consume
Yes, there are so many ways to end your days
Quiet releases, blown to pieces
Burnt, frozen, drowned and poisoned
Nailed, impaled, executed in jails
All part of the macabre mix
And then down to the harbour and across the Styx we sail
And head for here with stories, clearly, that will never end
And with so much coming from something in common
It's not hard to form death-long friends
And when some have had their fill, they simply head for the hills
Or even to a yonder star
But most hang in here for the tales and the beer
In Heaven's Hotel bar
Yeah, most hang in here for the tales and the beer
In Heaven's Hotel bar