Quiet Down (skit)

Bizzzzzzzle Officers are on the scene Something light Something light Something slight you know what i mean Yeah! Where's my phone at What the fuck No somebody stole it I think Everybody shut the fuck up Emma come here No Rachel do you have my phone I got this I got this Uh, can I help you guys Alright, who's responsible here Say again Who's responsible here? Whose house is this Uh, no Just need to talk to a homeowner or a renter or whoever's house this is Yo, man, if I wanted to meet a cop, I would go to the police station Okay, gotcha. You guys were warned for the noise last night, sounds like Oh word Uh, neighbors are calling in again, saying music's too loud Ah, that old bitch across the street, huh What you guys do is Turn it down, I know. You guys tell me every fucking time, dude You live here Yeah, man Let me grab your name Bully Last name Drillz Middle initial Uh, don't have one Date of birth for you 12-17-1995 Good phone number I can reach at I'm not giving that to you You probably know the drill, right Yeah, man, she calls the cops on us every fucking time. We're not even doing anything Nothing against having a party I'm not even having a party Once neighbors start calling in, then we have an issue I'm literally having a studio session Your music's too loud. You're disturbing the peace Oh my fucking god, but literally, we're not even making that much noise But again, once we start disturbing the neighbors, then we've got an issue Then we've got an issue Then we've got an issue Then we've got an issue Then we've got an issue Then we've got an issue Alright, man, we'll keep it down