Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later I'm greater than you No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am, yes I am I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yes So can a rat Any note you can reach I can go higher I can sing anything higher than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper I can buy anything cheaper than you Fifty cents Forty cents Thirty cents Twenty cents No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer I can say anything softer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can do it quicker and get even sicker I can open any safe Without being caught? Sure That's what I thought (you crook!) Any note you can hold I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! No, you can't Yes, you can! Anything you can wear I can wear better In what you wear I'd look better than you In my coat In your vest In my shoes In your hat No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say faster I can say anything faster than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I can fill it better I can do most anything Can you bake a pie? No Neither can I Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Oh, yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't, can't, can't Yes, I can, can, can, can No, you can't Yes, I can I'm superior, you're inferior I'm the big attraction, you're the small I'm the major one, you're the minor one I can beat you shootin', that's not all Anything you can sing, I can sing louder I can sing anything louder than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper I can buy anything cheaper than you Fifty cents Forty cents Thirty cents Twenty cents No you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! I could be a racer, quite a steeplechaser I can jump a hurdle even in my girdle I can open any safe Without being caught? Yes That's what I thought Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper I can dig anything deeper than you Thirty feet Forty feet Fifty feet Sixty feet No you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster I can lick anyone faster than you With your fist With my feet With your feet With an ax No, you can't Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Any school where you went I could be master I could be master much faster than you Can you spell? No I can't Can you add? No I can't Can you teach? Yes, I can! Yes, I can!