Song parody of
Kansas City Slidin (Pat Mahomes)
by Gyb Lajan
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Bitch come on over
Talking bout some hugs and kiss
I was gone for a lil minute
But now I'm back straight business
Yea, I knew he was a bitch
But I ain't know he was out here snitching
They like why you cool about it
I got his bitch water whipping (Aye)
I Jaywalk in adidas on some different shit
Slidin in a whip
We in L.A. almost forgot the clip
The car loud as hell
Ain't even movin, that's how the engine built
Fucking with a sags
Told her ass Im finna let it rip
(Go sagittario)
I'm the type to look at her
And watch she finna go with it
You the type to make excuses
Cause she never let you hit (lul Bitch)
Imma fuck her in her P.J.'s
Don't need to tuck her in
Got some new black Yeezy's on my feet
Look like I'm from 3010
What I look like fucking with this bitch
She fucked a lot of men
Cut her off last week shit
Now she wanna talk again
My bread just like yo boy waves
"Trust me dawg it's coming in"
That bitch can't keep my dick up in her throat because it's cinnamon
I can turn into a tranny
Walk out and I'm still the man (Pause)
I be at her crib every day
My place she never been
Like bitch don't think you special
You ubiquitous
Steph Curry with the shot
They look at me they say you never miss
They love to hate on Laj
Shit, my first name should be fuckin Chris
I'm a healthy kid
So I put the apple on my fuckin wrist
She said she gotta man
She want me
So she took the risk
Don't worry what's in the bottle
Either way imma make a flip
Imma chief Nigga, she said she wanna fuck
I'm like you can sis (Pat Mahames)
Everyday I wake up I just do shit
Don't know what a plan is
Said she stuck on Nigga
Shit, she thought I was a cactus
Just met yesterday and now she wanna know my status
Ain't go lie I be hoppin, bunny rabbit
Fucked around and made a play
Call a Nigga John Madden
That lul buddy say he doin shit
I promise he ain't active
They said we lit right now
Gimme couple months we gon get massive
Yea, them folks ain't fuck with us
Now we fuckin main attraction
Couple years of gettin no love
Now shit look what happened
I ain't wanna do this rapping shit
I had to find a passion
Holon boom
Shawty what it do
My life is a movie
Oh, she a coon
I don't fuck wit coons
Get the hoe straight from me
Every second that I breathe I promise all I think is money
Beat a wigga ass cause he looked at me and called me monkey
Like shit
He wanna fight with Laj that Nigga dummy
All it take is one call
Nigga I swear this shit ain't funny
I ain't go buy a bitch a birkin
If I do, that bitch is lucky
Yea, I know I did not fuck
Cause that pussy kinda musky
Now I'm fuckin with her sister
She look good, I told her rub me
All my hoes don't know each other
All them bitches just anonymous
I got plenty on the roster
Got they name
Yea, they inna list
Told her bend it over
She acute bitch
Hit her shit so good she call me babe
But I'm ruthless
I don't do no lovey dovey baby
I ain't Cupid
Oh shit I meant stupid
Gyb pull out in shorts in the winter
We some cool kids
Aye, shout out Zoe he put me on to this
Shout out Zoe he put me on to this
Aye
Bitch come on over
Talking bout some hugs and kiss
I was gone for a lil minute
But now I'm back straight business
Yea, I knew he was a bitch
But I ain't know he was out here snitching
They like why you cool about it
I got his bitch water whipping (Aye)
I Jaywalk in adidas on some different shit
Slidin in a whip
We in L.A. almost forgot the clip
The car loud as hell
Ain't even movin, that's how the engine built
Fucking with a sags
Told her ass Im finna let it rip
(Go sagittario)
I'm the type to look at her
And watch she finna go with it
You the type to make excuses
Cause she never let you hit (lul Bitch)
Imma fuck her in her P.J.'s
Don't need to tuck her in
Got some new black Yeezy's on my feet
Look like I'm from 3010
What I look like fucking with this bitch
She fucked a lot of men
Cut her off last week shit
Now she wanna talk again
My bread just like yo boy waves
"Trust me dawg it's coming in"
That bitch can't keep my dick up in her throat because it's cinnamon
I can turn into a tranny
Walk out and I'm still the man (Pause)
I be at her crib every day
My place she never been
Like bitch don't think you special
You ubiquitous
Steph Curry with the shot
They look at me they say you never miss
They love to hate on Laj
Shit, my first name should be fuckin Chris
I'm a healthy kid
So I put the apple on my fuckin wrist
She said she gotta man
She want me
So she took the risk
Don't worry what's in the bottle
Either way imma make a flip
Imma chief Nigga, she said she wanna fuck
I'm like you can sis (Pat Mahames)
Everyday I wake up I just do shit
Don't know what a plan is
Said she stuck on Nigga
Shit, she thought I was a cactus
Just met yesterday and now she wanna know my status
Ain't go lie I be hoppin, bunny rabbit
Fucked around and made a play
Call a Nigga John Madden
That lul buddy say he doin shit
I promise he ain't active
They said we lit right now
Gimme couple months we gon get massive
Yea, them folks ain't fuck with us
Now we fuckin main attraction
Couple years of gettin no love
Now shit look what happened
I ain't wanna do this rapping shit
I had to find a passion
Holon boom
Shawty what it do
My life is a movie
Oh, she a coon
I don't fuck wit coons
Get the hoe straight from me
Every second that I breathe I promise all I think is money
Beat a wigga ass cause he looked at me and called me monkey
Like shit
He wanna fight with Laj that Nigga dummy
All it take is one call
Nigga I swear this shit ain't funny
I ain't go buy a bitch a birkin
If I do, that bitch is lucky
Yea, I know I did not fuck
Cause that pussy kinda musky
Now I'm fuckin with her sister
She look good, I told her rub me
All my hoes don't know each other
All them bitches just anonymous
I got plenty on the roster
Got they name
Yea, they inna list
Told her bend it over
She acute bitch
Hit her shit so good she call me babe
But I'm ruthless
I don't do no lovey dovey baby
I ain't Cupid
Oh shit I meant stupid
Gyb pull out in shorts in the winter
We some cool kids
Aye, shout out Zoe he put me on to this
Shout out Zoe he put me on to this
Aye