Kids

Once upon a time I could do what I please A lie in no crying no dirty nappies It was easy just looking after me Now I'm cleaning up sick Like soup with the lumps Infections injections preventing the mumps Repeating myself Repeating myself Repeating myself Repeating myself Repeating myself but no one's listening to me I got kids I got kids Forever cleaning dirty fingerprints off the fridge Cause I got kids I got kids Well they told me not to do it but I did Oh no I did All of the admin and all of the chores Lights off taps off I'm closing the doors A taxi driver caretaker rolled into one Mother father Well I'm picking one up and dropping one off I'm waking up and night when they violently cough I'm showering one down while they stand shaking in the bath Cause I got kids I got kids That's why I'm matching plastic tubs with plastic lids oh save me Cause I got kids I got kids I never thought I would see so many skids Yeah I'm not saying I regret it Just wish I could forget it When they're clinging onto me Woah yeah I'm not saying I'm not the father Just saying that I'd rather Sit on my own when I eat my tea oh I got kids I got kids Well I'm matching plastic tubs with plastic lids oh save me Cause I got kids I got kids Oh man you better book yourself in for the snip I got one too many kids Two too many kids Three too many kids Four too many kids Far too many kids