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Mister Anchorage
by Friends Below Zero
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Why did I never call you back again
It would have never mattered anyway
You surely would have ducked and disappeared
I manufactured stress perpetually
I could have gathered the maturity
To take a breath and raise my quality
To have the patience and centrality
To just accept responsibility
To bow to your exclusive sanctity
We really should obstruct normality
Maybe it's better that we never sparked
We might have severed our good hearts apart
You would have never met your confidante
He'll never comprehend the depth of his luck
To have you hold him to his guarantee
To give him love in perpetuity
Is it a form of durability
If he betrays you he'll regretfully
Compound your credence and uncertainty
I hope forever breeds security
For many years I dreamed about your gaze
We don't have time to talk too much these days
We're likely healthier through separate ways
I caught your nervous smile it was so sweet
Electric blankets couldn't match your heat
Your holy scent is immortality
Your taste you smell so transcendentally
I tried to make you warm for second base
Was too impatient to consider your pace
Across the net was how we kept in touch
I held my head I wanted you so much
I truly thought to voyage back in time
So I could bask in you
You're so sublime
While never making you feel ill at ease
My world was yours save an occasional tease
Your words and pure conviction was my drug
Wrapped in your arms
I never felt more snug
We really should destroy normality
To bow to my exclusive sanctity
Always deny responsibility
Forgo the patience and centrality
Don't ever try to raise your quality
You could have gathered the maturity
You manufactured stress perpetually
I surely would have ducked and disappeared
We would have never wounded anyone
Why have you never called me back again
Why did I never call you back again
It would have never mattered anyway
You surely would have ducked and disappeared
I manufactured stress perpetually
I could have gathered the maturity
To take a breath and raise my quality
To have the patience and centrality
To just accept responsibility
To bow to your exclusive sanctity
We really should obstruct normality
Maybe it's better that we never sparked
We might have severed our good hearts apart
You would have never met your confidante
He'll never comprehend the depth of his luck
To have you hold him to his guarantee
To give him love in perpetuity
Is it a form of durability
If he betrays you he'll regretfully
Compound your credence and uncertainty
I hope forever breeds security
For many years I dreamed about your gaze
We don't have time to talk too much these days
We're likely healthier through separate ways
I caught your nervous smile it was so sweet
Electric blankets couldn't match your heat
Your holy scent is immortality
Your taste you smell so transcendentally
I tried to make you warm for second base
Was too impatient to consider your pace
Across the net was how we kept in touch
I held my head I wanted you so much
I truly thought to voyage back in time
So I could bask in you
You're so sublime
While never making you feel ill at ease
My world was yours save an occasional tease
Your words and pure conviction was my drug
Wrapped in your arms
I never felt more snug
We really should destroy normality
To bow to my exclusive sanctity
Always deny responsibility
Forgo the patience and centrality
Don't ever try to raise your quality
You could have gathered the maturity
You manufactured stress perpetually
I surely would have ducked and disappeared
We would have never wounded anyone
Why have you never called me back again
