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Measure Up (The Shooter)
by Shonn Shank
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How he get that good?
Yeah, uhh!
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
He's coming better duck
Uh you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
Shonn coming better duck
Ooh, you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You know sometimes it's like I feel unqualified
You know, that's the spirit
I'm about to eat grab my utensils took the napkin off
They want me to sin, it's time to bounce like it was racquetball
I don't wanna fight but they attack like I was lacking off
Imma grab the cannon one blast can make the Kraken fall
I'm talking bout the word but you'll rather let the ratchet off
And leave him with a hole so his wife will have to pack the gauze
He was whole God whole man, I got the fraction solved
Coming back to take us out of here with the extraction squad
Catch me in the booth recording game like a capture card
Tryna reel him in, complete the catch like some passing yards
I remember nights smoke and drink till I staggered off
And watched the girls hold they head back till the perk dissolved
Attitude heard it all, black man murdered off
Long clip insert it all, camera phone observed it all
Now I'm like, like kill-monger burn it all
Cause when it's all over social media hard to turn it off
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
He's coming better duck
Uh you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
It don't measure up
Uh wow, I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
Shonn coming better duck
Uh you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
As a child I did things now I'm full grown
To put them childish things away I went full prone
I told em grab a ruler, I just walk pass the jeweler
Told em I'm born again, I do not need a doula
I do not do intruders, I gotta raise my juniors
None of my guys are funny, I got no sense of humor
Imma supply consumers, I know some dope producers
I'm going up I'm lunar, I gotta pay the Uber
They say I got a fever, I can't do heat reducers
You can't escape the shooter, better awake from stupor
It don't measure up
I told em, uh wooo
Shonn coming better duck
You can't escape
Uh uh uh
Yeah it don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told em grab a ruler
He's coming better duck
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
Shonn coming better duck
You can't escape the shooter
Nah, you can't escape the shooter
How he get that good?
Yeah, uhh!
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
He's coming better duck
Uh you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
Shonn coming better duck
Ooh, you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You know sometimes it's like I feel unqualified
You know, that's the spirit
I'm about to eat grab my utensils took the napkin off
They want me to sin, it's time to bounce like it was racquetball
I don't wanna fight but they attack like I was lacking off
Imma grab the cannon one blast can make the Kraken fall
I'm talking bout the word but you'll rather let the ratchet off
And leave him with a hole so his wife will have to pack the gauze
He was whole God whole man, I got the fraction solved
Coming back to take us out of here with the extraction squad
Catch me in the booth recording game like a capture card
Tryna reel him in, complete the catch like some passing yards
I remember nights smoke and drink till I staggered off
And watched the girls hold they head back till the perk dissolved
Attitude heard it all, black man murdered off
Long clip insert it all, camera phone observed it all
Now I'm like, like kill-monger burn it all
Cause when it's all over social media hard to turn it off
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
He's coming better duck
Uh you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
It don't measure up
Uh wow, I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
Shonn coming better duck
Uh you can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
As a child I did things now I'm full grown
To put them childish things away I went full prone
I told em grab a ruler, I just walk pass the jeweler
Told em I'm born again, I do not need a doula
I do not do intruders, I gotta raise my juniors
None of my guys are funny, I got no sense of humor
Imma supply consumers, I know some dope producers
I'm going up I'm lunar, I gotta pay the Uber
They say I got a fever, I can't do heat reducers
You can't escape the shooter, better awake from stupor
It don't measure up
I told em, uh wooo
Shonn coming better duck
You can't escape
Uh uh uh
Yeah it don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told em grab a ruler
He's coming better duck
You can't escape the shooter
You can't escape the shooter
It don't measure up
I told em grab a ruler
I told him grab a ruler
Shonn coming better duck
You can't escape the shooter
Nah, you can't escape the shooter