fUcK mR. cLyNcH (fuck tha police parody)

Right about now Mr. Clynch's career is about to be ended by this fucking diss Judge Barnes presiding The prosecuting attorneys are Jaz Barnes, Jaz Barnes, and motherfucking Jaz Barnes Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth So fuck his dumbs career You goddamn right So what the fuck gotta say Fuck Mr. Clynch coming' straight from the playground Lil whore got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so Chase thinks He has the authority to be a minority Fuck that shit cause he is a bum For a punk motherfucker with no dick and a slut to fucked on And thrown in jail You could fuck five black dudes in the middle of the cell Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager, I'ma fuck your whore wife later Searching my pockets, looking for the product Thinking every motherfucker super chaotic You'd rather see, me on the wall instead of your wife getting to another man's balls Well guess what, your fatass out of shape And when your finished, your wife making a sex tape Your poor ass still on bread and water My rich ass is on your daughter I don't know if he a fag or what Take his pants down, he still sucking on nuts And on the other hand Without his dick, he can't get none Well guess what lil bitch, you can suck one Mr. Clynch slam you down to the floor And guess what, it's because he's a whore Mr. Clynch is a whore For any motherfucker with a blue uniform Just cause I'm from Wichita, it doesn't give you the right to suck my balls Mr. Clynch on a black man ass And when he's finished, he's gonna give him a bath Of cocks from Wichita Yo Mr. Clynch, you can suck my fat fucking balls (Fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe) Get your ass off the swing and get to the wall What for Bro, get yo ass off the swing But what for I don't feel like arguing today, get on the fucking wall Man, fuck Mr. Clynch Man, get yo ass on the wall and shut the fuck up Man fuck Man, shut the fuck up I'm taking yo black ass back to the office Keep talking shit Aight bet Fuck Mr. Clynch said by a minority Cause he don't wanna punish the majority A gang of black dudes is who he's sleeping with Suck a lotta dick cause you know you could get no tits You know that I'm a witness Yo fatass needs some fucking fitness Your hairline damn that shit is receding Your wife is a whore because she is cheating with black men She could go on for days I think, I think she might've gave you AIDS She a literal bitch, she had came from the pound I think, I think she might've gave head around town She might come around sad, but she gave the best head she ever had Mr. Clynch cannot suck these nuts but let you know you are fucking with a slut I hope you cancer because you a fag I hope you get into a car crash with no air bags And I hope, you get some black ass Don't worry 'bout my protest, cause black dick you are gonna caress Shut the fuck up with a dick in your mouth 'Fore I come to your house and piss on your couch You wanna know how I feel Go sit on the wall and go suck some balls I'm tryna think you transgender Cause you have a vagina, put your dick up in a blender She'll fuck for a dime, wonder how she'll give some head this time Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager Fuck Chase Clynch because he's a hater (Fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe) How many times do I have to tell you get yo bitch ass onto that wall Man, fuck you Go home to your slut Man, shut the fuck up You're going to the office, I'm writing you up This is the final straw Aww, the truth hurts don't it Well I don't give a fuck Man shut up waaa waaaa waaa Shut the fuck up Fuck Mr. Clynch coming straight from a slut Who likes getting men fucked in the butt This is not me, this is his whore Who says fucking him feels like a chore Fuck Mr. Clynch, he can go sit on the wall That's why his whore is a free for all And his whore, dances on a pole And she likes getting fucked in hole That's why you like giving head to little boys, and playing with sex toys Yo broke ass can't get bank, that's why I made a better diss than Nick fucking Dang You get no hoes, that's why you want big black men to suck on your toes And take off your clothes They might be fucking, sucking dick but who fucking knows Your nostrils bigger than Casen's big ass nose You already know how that goes Anyways, fuck Mr. Clynch He is a fucking whore Don't fucking fuck with him, okay Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager When he isn't with his whore, he is a masterbater (Fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe) Huh, huh, huh, Ion know how much I can take this Mr. Clynch, shut the fuck up Give up already, shit Man, fuck you Get on that fucking wall right now Fore I call the au-fucking-thorities Don't think that you, just a minority get all the power Cause you don't Bro, shut the fuck up and give up (Fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch) (Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe)