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Jollity Farm
by "Legs" Larry Smith
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Hi, is this Misery Farm?
Got a whole load of animals and some chemicals here
Where do you want me to dump em'?
Would Professor Schwartz and Doctor D.I. Lemma
please report to Chicken Wing 7 of the Laboratory Building stat.
Can you see me?
Yeah -yeah
Can you see me?
Yeah yeah
Test positive you can see a lump near the spot
where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
There's a farm called Misery' but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one, that's always lots of fun
And this one's name is Jollity, believe me folks it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cat's mee-yow
The dog's bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
There's a farm called Misery', but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one, that's always lots of fun
And this one's name is Jollity, believe me folks it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the little pig's, they grunt and howl
The cat's mee-yow
The dog's bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
Regular as habit, the cocks begin to crow
And the old buck rabbit sings:
Stuff it up your jumper voh-doe-dee-oh
All the little pig's they grunt and howl
The cat's meow
The dog's bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet
(Anxiety, tremors, confusion)
The lambs all bleat
(Fits, depression, insomnia)
And shake their feet
(And other symptoms)
Everything's a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm
Oh, if you're worried about the blood
you can put little bags over their heads . . .
The dog's Bow-wow
You just skin em' and take out their innards
Absolutely normal
Absolutely normal
You just skin em' and take out their innards
Absolutely normal
Absolutely normal
You just skin em' and take out their innards
Oh, if you're worried about the blood
You can put little bags over their heads . . .
Regular as habit, the cocks begin to crow
And the old buck rabbit sings:
Stuff it up your jumper - voh-doe-dee-oh
All the little duck's go quack-quack-quack
The cow's all moo
The bulldogs too
Everyone says how do you do
Down on Jollity Farm
There's a farm called Misery', but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one, that's always lots of fun
And this one's name is Jollity, believe me folks, it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the pig's they grunt and howl
The cat's meow
The dog's Bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M
Jollity Farm near Keynsham . . .
Hi, is this Misery Farm?
Got a whole load of animals and some chemicals here
Where do you want me to dump em'?
Would Professor Schwartz and Doctor D.I. Lemma
please report to Chicken Wing 7 of the Laboratory Building stat.
Can you see me?
Yeah -yeah
Can you see me?
Yeah yeah
Test positive you can see a lump near the spot
where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
a lump where the needle went in
There's a farm called Misery' but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one, that's always lots of fun
And this one's name is Jollity, believe me folks it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cat's mee-yow
The dog's bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
There's a farm called Misery', but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one, that's always lots of fun
And this one's name is Jollity, believe me folks it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the little pig's, they grunt and howl
The cat's mee-yow
The dog's bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
Regular as habit, the cocks begin to crow
And the old buck rabbit sings:
Stuff it up your jumper voh-doe-dee-oh
All the little pig's they grunt and howl
The cat's meow
The dog's bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet
(Anxiety, tremors, confusion)
The lambs all bleat
(Fits, depression, insomnia)
And shake their feet
(And other symptoms)
Everything's a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm
Oh, if you're worried about the blood
you can put little bags over their heads . . .
The dog's Bow-wow
You just skin em' and take out their innards
Absolutely normal
Absolutely normal
You just skin em' and take out their innards
Absolutely normal
Absolutely normal
You just skin em' and take out their innards
Oh, if you're worried about the blood
You can put little bags over their heads . . .
Regular as habit, the cocks begin to crow
And the old buck rabbit sings:
Stuff it up your jumper - voh-doe-dee-oh
All the little duck's go quack-quack-quack
The cow's all moo
The bulldogs too
Everyone says how do you do
Down on Jollity Farm
There's a farm called Misery', but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one, that's always lots of fun
And this one's name is Jollity, believe me folks, it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the pig's they grunt and howl
The cat's meow
The dog's Bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M
Jollity Farm near Keynsham . . .