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The Zoo
by Silvie
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You asked me to serve your divorce papers at the zoo
When I tell the story my friends think it isn't true
My mom says you sound like a poorly written character
In a young adult novel, the way you crave the melodrama
Asking to serve your divorce papers at the zoo
I'm keeping a note in my phone of the shit you'd say
So I won't forget you were selfish in every way
Like how you were seeing that girl when you were out of town
Then came home complaining that I was not accommodating
Holding my tongue just to listen to shit you'd say
I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life
But if you felt a little of my pain, I wouldn't mind
When you're laying in your bed and you forget the things you said
Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you
You said it's because I'm a woman I didn't cheat
As if somehow I couldn't want more than what you offered me
You cried in my car when I said you could not stay at the house
Like I should be sorry, why don't you call Mr. Hardy
I'm busy being a woman waiting faithful and holy
I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life
But if you felt a little of my pain, I wouldn't mind
When you're laying in your bed and you forget the things you said
Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you
I know you'll act like all these songs are kinda funny to you
But I hope it kinda hurts when you remember how I knew you
It sucks how well I listened and it sucks how much you didn't
Cuz you're the one who's living with a million consequences
I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life
But if I never saw your face again, I wouldn't mind
When you're lonely in your bed and you're forgetting why I left
Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you
Ohh
Thanks for making it easy not to miss you
You asked me to serve your divorce papers at the zoo
When I tell the story my friends think it isn't true
My mom says you sound like a poorly written character
In a young adult novel, the way you crave the melodrama
Asking to serve your divorce papers at the zoo
I'm keeping a note in my phone of the shit you'd say
So I won't forget you were selfish in every way
Like how you were seeing that girl when you were out of town
Then came home complaining that I was not accommodating
Holding my tongue just to listen to shit you'd say
I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life
But if you felt a little of my pain, I wouldn't mind
When you're laying in your bed and you forget the things you said
Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you
You said it's because I'm a woman I didn't cheat
As if somehow I couldn't want more than what you offered me
You cried in my car when I said you could not stay at the house
Like I should be sorry, why don't you call Mr. Hardy
I'm busy being a woman waiting faithful and holy
I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life
But if you felt a little of my pain, I wouldn't mind
When you're laying in your bed and you forget the things you said
Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you
I know you'll act like all these songs are kinda funny to you
But I hope it kinda hurts when you remember how I knew you
It sucks how well I listened and it sucks how much you didn't
Cuz you're the one who's living with a million consequences
I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life
But if I never saw your face again, I wouldn't mind
When you're lonely in your bed and you're forgetting why I left
Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you
Ohh
Thanks for making it easy not to miss you
