Tried to Be Nice

It's Mr high, yeah it's me again, so sad I need a friend thought y'all could sedate Your mistake was putting the needle in Y'all broke skin, now all the demons They keep on creeping in Your mouth is full of shit I might hit the lip when I piss in it I took a pic and post it on my Twitter like "What's happening?" I hope that I can get a couple Likes and find a badder bitch With nice tit's, a nice ass, some nice lips A nice rack she said, "You're cumming too Quick" I said, "Bitch, you define fast" I look up at the clock How much time passed? One minute Oh yeah, you know a minute Was straight drilling that fine ass She said, "I think you're lying i'm tired And where's the wine at? And where is all the weed? I'm In need of something to climax" I said, "Okay, uh, well Let me see what I got" I start to search around my house I found my ex-girl's top I went from soft to jacking off Now I'm in need of a mop And I hear her yelling from my room, "Mark I said I want pot" destined to flop 'cause look at all the bullshit on top My only chance at success is if Kanye tells me to stop While I'm at the Grammy's and they hand Me the award for best pop And I think I'm joining One Direction Now that Malik is lost Need a moment to pause, I want to say, "Hi Miss Swift if you ever gave me the chance Then I could show you my dick I could send you a pic I don't care if Harry doesn't like Witt" Like B and J, Witt and Tay We could take over this shit Huh? We could take over this shit Me and you, we could take over this shit But for real though Yo, so why'd you send your daughter to College here in the first place? You pay 20k and your daughter Became a sperm bank Was fucking five guys on the first day She learned how to suck a dick And still hasn't experienced her First A, damn She's looking up from her knees She knows about whiskey neat Double D's and the trees She's getting high because the last guy He left her with ease Asking him, "Please don't leave You said you loved me" On Tinder swiping right like which Bitch gon' fuck me? You know that I'm the man Five grams of protein and some money And girls are saying they love me and Guys are wishing they was me I'm offering nothing more than a Washborn on my tummy it's funny I might go name my next album "Tha Carter VI I " And sell a bunch of copies outside a 7-Eleven And make it sound like shit so That no one can comprehend it Baby, must've fucked your ears And then career, 'cause you ain't selling I'm not dissing who you think I'm dissing It's someone different I tried to be nice and then no one listened So I'm pissed And if I hear another bitch try to Tell me how she is different Like, "I never get around" but her pussy I fit my fist in Insisting that I'm so jealous I'm jealous of who? Your screws are loose for you to Think I'm jealous of you You're lame and never made anything But balls turn blue Telling the truth and when offended Then I'm talking 'bout you And I'm talking 'bout you, stupid ass bitch Fuck you, you, you and you Oh, I must be over privileged 'cause I comb my hair While I'm looking through Walmart Target and Kohl's for some clothes to wear You stupid fuck, I got a hairy pair Just for you to suck and if I bust I might just bust in your hair Because I aim high, we are not the same guy You are just a lame with no Brain and a day job my dad, he got laid off Too drunk off the Jäger And still drove me all around the town, wow Thanks Pa you could have fuckin' killed me I could have been dead Your only purpose on this earth was your Sperm and now look what you did You created the greatest rapper to live And when I'm standing at the Grammy's, hi Granny, bitch You ain't worth shit look at me win I had a friend and he's irrelevant now Come to find out Found his tongue in my ex-girl's mouth Karma is a bitch The last I heard is you was surfing the couch The day you go out is the day That I feel bad for the ground You're stealing my sound You're wack and I don't want to collab Look at your past I'm counting every rapper line That you jacked You sound like me if I could suck on my sack Like, "Witt, drop shit so I can copy it And say I can rap" I've come to attack you bottom feeder fucks I'ma blast stealing your art and then your Lyrics, you're not real, you're an act Not tweeting you back You're honestly the parrot of rap You're making me laugh I'm everything the rap-game lacks In fact, go ahead Compare me to the greatest again They said that Em sounds like Nas And Hop sounds like Em And I sound like Hop, so where do we end? Stop comparing me Compare what you can't comprehend Can't wrap your head around the fact that I'm just nice with a pen I'm standing up and talking shit I'm never one to pretend Never one that would blend I'm not Eminem and I'm not Lennon I'ma lead a generation and pick it Up where they left it, it's Witt