Bay of Bitcoin

Ah, the birds are chirping The sky is blue The sun is beaming on your face You're 32 and just retired to Puerto Rico with more Bitcoin than God Almighty Tax haven What to do next? Nah forreal, now what? So Miami, El Salvador, Ron Death-Santis, and the Wrinkle Boss Twins Are the main people saying that cryptocurrency gon' be the key to our financial future But coming from them, I find it hard to believe That might be the worst collective co-sign I ever seen Not a single one gotta clue what non-fungible means What type of man wants to pay for non-functional things? Bring your money to Miami and you're in for a treat Crooked Cuban crypto accountants for whatever you need Telling you to float your money out on the OpenSea And don't forget to buy a Bored Ape NFT They say if you fucking with these, then you a VIP Back in the 80s, fucking apes gave us HIV How much more viral can you viably be? To quarantine in Puerto Rico from the SEC? The IRS still gon' be on your ass, but this time it's just gon' be en Español You pricing Puerto Rican abuelas outta their forever homes How is that gonna sit on your soul? Do that fake money got you feeling like you really the man? You thinking Bitcoin is digital gold? What you doing 32 years old in a Discord chat? Asking children what to buy and to hold? Aye, Ron DeSantis, what the fuck are you on? What kinda grown man got beef with Disney? You supposed to be the governor, stop being petty to Mickey And let these kids go back to class With a mask and a vax, if they want it You hating a lot That's why ya hospitals still intubating a lot Why you send them twenty Venezuelans up to Martha's spot? You don't even represent Texas, you a policy thot! No tax, no mask, no vax No tax, no mask, no vax No tax, no mask, no vax No tax, no mask, no vax I get where El Salvador's coming from They gotta get crafty to make some bread They prolly would've done Fear Factor if it was still on air And Joe Rogan still had some hair But it's 2022 and he don't no more The Joe Rogan we knew is barely there They wanna raid his compound and do him like Bin Laden Just to take his podcast off the air That shit is unfair And you know it Leave that man alone He just talking his shit from the basement You gotta know Joe ain't tryna give you the news You supposed to listen to him for entertainment Stop hating on the New and improved, psychedelic Joe Rogan He only eats beef and testosterone Terminator-mecha-carnivore Joe Rogan You can't cancel a man who podcasts from home Freedom-of-speech-metaphor Joe Rogan He'll put the mic in your face after a kick to the dome The top brass at YouTube can't avoid Joe Rogan And Spotify can barely afford Joe Rogan The Winklevoss got their whole shit took by Mark Zuckerberg He went on to make a real money fortune And what's their claim to fame? Tenth place in the Beijing? Those boats can damn near row themselves, let's be honest Real value is stored in gold, silver, or bronze And you two just been tweeting a lot, let's be honest Stop telling regular people to waste all their money Just so you can hit your lick back up