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Kitchen Table
by Zachery Taylor
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Ass so fat you could put a kitchen table on it
Bitch so bad there's no need to put a label on it
Dick's so sad because all his friends went on a cruise
Maybe if you had a partner you could play in these twos
Maybe if you had a radio you could jam to these tunes
Maybe if you had some peers you would be in the loop
You're a cunt
And I really hate your makeup
It sucks
And you look like you just woke
Up on a rug
You little duck
Why are you such an ugly little duck
You slut
It's kind of crazy how they'll say literally anything to get my attention
How desperate can you be
I know I got a fatty
All your hoes got ass envy
All my hoes got ass aplenty
My star fucks with an ass that's venti
Your bitch fucks like they runnin' on empty
An ass that's fat is an ass that's fire
A skinny little mini there's no desire
Call me crass and call me cruel
But a big-booty-bitch is my only rule
Where
Did
You put the kitchen table
It's where
It's on your ass
How
Did you put it there
Oh, because it's so fat
I need that ass
Give me it
Give me it
Need that ass
Oh yeah do ya
Need that ass
Well keep needing
Need that ass
Give me it
Give me it
Oh no I got a dream
Reachin for that ass yo
Know I got a scheme
Tryna get it really rich
120 real tricks
Real money real flips
Baby so thicc yeah I gotta put a table on it
Damn it's so sturdy can you bend it back and shake it on me
Baby this is real sick
Damn this chick is real thicc
Oh shit
Girl you got a dump truck
Tell 'em you don't give a fuck
Maybe you should lighten up
Pay me maybe then we'll talk
Maybe if you had a radio you could jam to these tunes
Maybe if you had some peers you would be in the loop
You're a cunt
And I really hate your makeup
It sucks
And you look like you just woke
Up on a rug
You little duck
Why are you such an ugly little duck
You slut
And by the way
I hope you have a really bad day
When you say
That my ass isn't fat
You're just wrong that's not fax
You're so irrate
I don't know if you can see straight you ugly little duck
You slut
Hehehehe
Ass so fat you could put a kitchen table on it
Bitch so bad there's no need to put a label on it
Dick's so sad because all his friends went on a cruise
Maybe if you had a partner you could play in these twos
Maybe if you had a radio you could jam to these tunes
Maybe if you had some peers you would be in the loop
You're a cunt
And I really hate your makeup
It sucks
And you look like you just woke
Up on a rug
You little duck
Why are you such an ugly little duck
You slut
It's kind of crazy how they'll say literally anything to get my attention
How desperate can you be
I know I got a fatty
All your hoes got ass envy
All my hoes got ass aplenty
My star fucks with an ass that's venti
Your bitch fucks like they runnin' on empty
An ass that's fat is an ass that's fire
A skinny little mini there's no desire
Call me crass and call me cruel
But a big-booty-bitch is my only rule
Where
Did
You put the kitchen table
It's where
It's on your ass
How
Did you put it there
Oh, because it's so fat
I need that ass
Give me it
Give me it
Need that ass
Oh yeah do ya
Need that ass
Well keep needing
Need that ass
Give me it
Give me it
Oh no I got a dream
Reachin for that ass yo
Know I got a scheme
Tryna get it really rich
120 real tricks
Real money real flips
Baby so thicc yeah I gotta put a table on it
Damn it's so sturdy can you bend it back and shake it on me
Baby this is real sick
Damn this chick is real thicc
Oh shit
Girl you got a dump truck
Tell 'em you don't give a fuck
Maybe you should lighten up
Pay me maybe then we'll talk
Maybe if you had a radio you could jam to these tunes
Maybe if you had some peers you would be in the loop
You're a cunt
And I really hate your makeup
It sucks
And you look like you just woke
Up on a rug
You little duck
Why are you such an ugly little duck
You slut
And by the way
I hope you have a really bad day
When you say
That my ass isn't fat
You're just wrong that's not fax
You're so irrate
I don't know if you can see straight you ugly little duck
You slut
Hehehehe