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Kitchen Table

by Zachery Taylor

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Ass so fat you could put a kitchen table on it Bitch so bad there's no need to put a label on it Dick's so sad because all his friends went on a cruise Maybe if you had a partner you could play in these twos Maybe if you had a radio you could jam to these tunes Maybe if you had some peers you would be in the loop You're a cunt And I really hate your makeup It sucks And you look like you just woke Up on a rug You little duck Why are you such an ugly little duck You slut It's kind of crazy how they'll say literally anything to get my attention How desperate can you be I know I got a fatty All your hoes got ass envy All my hoes got ass aplenty My star fucks with an ass that's venti Your bitch fucks like they runnin' on empty An ass that's fat is an ass that's fire A skinny little mini there's no desire Call me crass and call me cruel But a big-booty-bitch is my only rule Where Did You put the kitchen table It's where It's on your ass How Did you put it there Oh, because it's so fat I need that ass Give me it Give me it Need that ass Oh yeah do ya Need that ass Well keep needing Need that ass Give me it Give me it Oh no I got a dream Reachin for that ass yo Know I got a scheme Tryna get it really rich 120 real tricks Real money real flips Baby so thicc yeah I gotta put a table on it Damn it's so sturdy can you bend it back and shake it on me Baby this is real sick Damn this chick is real thicc Oh shit Girl you got a dump truck Tell 'em you don't give a fuck Maybe you should lighten up Pay me maybe then we'll talk Maybe if you had a radio you could jam to these tunes Maybe if you had some peers you would be in the loop You're a cunt And I really hate your makeup It sucks And you look like you just woke Up on a rug You little duck Why are you such an ugly little duck You slut And by the way I hope you have a really bad day When you say That my ass isn't fat You're just wrong that's not fax You're so irrate I don't know if you can see straight you ugly little duck You slut Hehehehe

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