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Vogon Poetry
by Danny Broyles
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I woke up in the morning
With a mind that's always storming
I did not heed the warnings
And now my thoughts are forming
I took my pills with breakfast
With coffee that was tasteless
Perhaps if i could shake this
Then i might not be faithless
We've broken the sky and filled it up
With answers that question even more
Now we must ask if we want more
They've come to save me from the apple's taste
They say they want to save me from myself
And when they get me i'll be like everybody else
All by myself
I thought about the scriptures
And how they could be written
A pleasant work of fiction
A certain cause of friction
But I'm not allowed to say that
Some things should be sacred
Go burn in hell, you heathen
Oh, and have you found Jesus
We've broken the mind and lifted up
With questions that answer even more
With wonder that carries us into the eternal
They've come to save me from the apple's taste
They say they want to save me from myself
And when they get me i'll be like everybody else
All by myself
They came for me that morning
They came when it was storming
They came without a warning
They came to change my thinking
They want me to believe them
They want me to agree with them
They want me to receive Him
They want me to believe in
The stories that they tell me
The answers that they give me
The nonsense that they sell me
But I'm already healthy
So then they want to scorn me
Then they want to mourn me
Because they can't conform me
Because they can't reform me
So then they just ignore me
But that's a little lonely
So i try to engage them
But they just want to judge me
And sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But I'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
Sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But i'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
And sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But i'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
Sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But I'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
I woke up in the morning
With a mind that's always storming
I did not heed the warnings
And now my thoughts are forming
I took my pills with breakfast
With coffee that was tasteless
Perhaps if i could shake this
Then i might not be faithless
We've broken the sky and filled it up
With answers that question even more
Now we must ask if we want more
They've come to save me from the apple's taste
They say they want to save me from myself
And when they get me i'll be like everybody else
All by myself
I thought about the scriptures
And how they could be written
A pleasant work of fiction
A certain cause of friction
But I'm not allowed to say that
Some things should be sacred
Go burn in hell, you heathen
Oh, and have you found Jesus
We've broken the mind and lifted up
With questions that answer even more
With wonder that carries us into the eternal
They've come to save me from the apple's taste
They say they want to save me from myself
And when they get me i'll be like everybody else
All by myself
They came for me that morning
They came when it was storming
They came without a warning
They came to change my thinking
They want me to believe them
They want me to agree with them
They want me to receive Him
They want me to believe in
The stories that they tell me
The answers that they give me
The nonsense that they sell me
But I'm already healthy
So then they want to scorn me
Then they want to mourn me
Because they can't conform me
Because they can't reform me
So then they just ignore me
But that's a little lonely
So i try to engage them
But they just want to judge me
And sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But I'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
Sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But i'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
And sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But i'm in the minority
So they just ignore me
Sometimes hands are shaken
Some are souls worth saving
But I'm in the minority
So they just ignore me