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Captain's Alien Seduction
by Captain Chemical
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CAPTAIN’S ALIEN SEDUCTION
I drove out from Las Vegas, looking for some fun
When I came across a strip club, called Areola 51
The place was full of aliens, gray and brown and green
Like something out of Star Wars, an otherworldly scene
The patrons all seemed female, which gave the place allure
Though when it comes to aliens, you’re really can’t be sure
“Where these beauties coming from?” I asked the guy who ran it
He said “we got the hottest chicks from every single planet”
I ordered me a Monkey Fizz, with extra dry vermouth
The waitress said, “it’s coming up, I’ll bring it to your booth”
But something seemed a little off when she gave me a wink
And sure enough that alien slipped something in my drink
Next thing that I knew, I was getting grabbed and kissed
With alien mickeys, you know you can’t resist
Soon she was all over me, just like white on rice
Then she reached into her purse and pulled out this device
She was gonna have her way with me, it made me wanna squirm
But resistance was futile, she was gonna take my sperm
I knew she had no orifice, no way that I could mate her
Till she said “say hello to my little Orgasmulator”
As she waved that thing around, electricity went flying
It didn’t look fun at all, so I started crying
Said, “if you’re gonna do this, can’t you make it hot and heady?”
She said, “no, I like it cold, and Earth’s too hot already”
When it all was over and she had done the deed
I said, “now you got my sperm, are you going off to breed?”
She said “no, you stupid earthling, we don’t want your human cum
We stop YOU from breeding ‘cause humans are so dumb”
CAPTAIN’S ALIEN SEDUCTION
I drove out from Las Vegas, looking for some fun
When I came across a strip club, called Areola 51
The place was full of aliens, gray and brown and green
Like something out of Star Wars, an otherworldly scene
The patrons all seemed female, which gave the place allure
Though when it comes to aliens, you’re really can’t be sure
“Where these beauties coming from?” I asked the guy who ran it
He said “we got the hottest chicks from every single planet”
I ordered me a Monkey Fizz, with extra dry vermouth
The waitress said, “it’s coming up, I’ll bring it to your booth”
But something seemed a little off when she gave me a wink
And sure enough that alien slipped something in my drink
Next thing that I knew, I was getting grabbed and kissed
With alien mickeys, you know you can’t resist
Soon she was all over me, just like white on rice
Then she reached into her purse and pulled out this device
She was gonna have her way with me, it made me wanna squirm
But resistance was futile, she was gonna take my sperm
I knew she had no orifice, no way that I could mate her
Till she said “say hello to my little Orgasmulator”
As she waved that thing around, electricity went flying
It didn’t look fun at all, so I started crying
Said, “if you’re gonna do this, can’t you make it hot and heady?”
She said, “no, I like it cold, and Earth’s too hot already”
When it all was over and she had done the deed
I said, “now you got my sperm, are you going off to breed?”
She said “no, you stupid earthling, we don’t want your human cum
We stop YOU from breeding ‘cause humans are so dumb”
