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Santa Ain't Real (feat. Lil' Nard & Josh Holsey)
by Mvrcel Haze
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Dear Santa,
I am VERY VERY VERY UPSET.
Last Christmas I made my wish list…
Checked it twice… and on Christmas I didn't get anything nice
You literally had one job.
I have informed Mrs. Claus if your negligence and I will be pursuing legal charges.
May the Lord be with you.
As Always
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Ain't no jolly Saint Nick
Ain't no naughty nice list
Them reindeer snacks that you left out ain't see Comet and Blitzen
Yo momma and yo pops ate milk and cookies in the kitchen
He just a superstition
No big fat red magician
You tellin me that man do all that work and don't get paid
Sounds like he kidnapped little people and makes them his slaves
How this man ain't get Covid
If he's real he hates poor kids
Cause I why I got used socks but Elons musk kid got a Rolex
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
I saw momma kissing Santa Clause last night
(LAST NIGHT)
Must've been my daddy cause Santa can not fight
(HIT EM WITH THE LEFT)
All he eat is the snacks
Red and white reindeer tracks (Knock Knock Knock)
If he's real, and not a big fib
tell me why he ain't been seen by the insomniacs.
(Oooooooooo)
It's people with issues that's staying up late trying to figure out what they gone get
(but mooooommm)
While we make it seem like Jolly Santa's gone come an give gifts just like it's a skit
(Ho ho hoooooo)
It's a lil girl in China, working to design a gift she'll never receive
(Yikes)
Meanwhile in America we shopping for toys and games and still can't believe
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Dear Santa,
I am VERY VERY VERY UPSET.
Last Christmas I made my wish list…
Checked it twice… and on Christmas I didn't get anything nice
You literally had one job.
I have informed Mrs. Claus if your negligence and I will be pursuing legal charges.
May the Lord be with you.
As Always
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Ain't no jolly Saint Nick
Ain't no naughty nice list
Them reindeer snacks that you left out ain't see Comet and Blitzen
Yo momma and yo pops ate milk and cookies in the kitchen
He just a superstition
No big fat red magician
You tellin me that man do all that work and don't get paid
Sounds like he kidnapped little people and makes them his slaves
How this man ain't get Covid
If he's real he hates poor kids
Cause I why I got used socks but Elons musk kid got a Rolex
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
I saw momma kissing Santa Clause last night
(LAST NIGHT)
Must've been my daddy cause Santa can not fight
(HIT EM WITH THE LEFT)
All he eat is the snacks
Red and white reindeer tracks (Knock Knock Knock)
If he's real, and not a big fib
tell me why he ain't been seen by the insomniacs.
(Oooooooooo)
It's people with issues that's staying up late trying to figure out what they gone get
(but mooooommm)
While we make it seem like Jolly Santa's gone come an give gifts just like it's a skit
(Ho ho hoooooo)
It's a lil girl in China, working to design a gift she'll never receive
(Yikes)
Meanwhile in America we shopping for toys and games and still can't believe
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care Bout How You Feel
Yo mama found them deals
Black Friday Copped Them Steals
Santa Ain't Real
Don't Care bout How You Feel
Go Up To The North Pole
All You Get Is Chills