Song parody of
Topless Christmas Tree
by Chuck Worm And The Nite Crawlers
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Like to tell you a christmas story
Of a holiday we wouldn't forget
With no rational thinking in mind
3 men set out on a christmas tree find
Larry darryl and dad
Were not the wiser of men
They followed a different star that surely
Would offend
With the task at hand they had their plan
Why pay for a tree when you can get one free
3 blind mice would have had a better plan
But the 3 men just couldn't see
Larry was known as the kingpin
So they took his hot rod for a spin
Aimlessly driving in the country
in a front yard the tree was found
With the tree in sight they started their heist
With a dull hacksaw in hand
Halfway through with beads of sweat
This tree wouldn't pass a beauty contest
They finally pulled the tree out by it's roots
Stuffing it in the trunk
Hanging out the back a tree wreck from hell
that no one would tell
With pie on the mind running out of time
They had to beat me and mom home
With a trunk too big and a tree too tall
Getting it through the door they made a mess of it all
When mom walked in she was met with a sight
A topless tree oh what a fright
Branches everywhere and a birds nest to boot
A tree stuffed in the corner what a hoot
Needles and bread knives scattered on the floor
Larry and darryl hit the door
Dad was all alone to meet the wrath of mom
His head hung low things were about to blow
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Why are my knives out
What's this mess
Where is the fucking top of the tree
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Why is the tree leaning
What do you mean you couldn't get it in a stand
Why in the hell is the back cut out
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Where did you buy it from
What do you mean it's stolen
Your sleeping on the couch tonight
The topless christmas tree
It's something that you gotta see
And what do you have to say for yourself
Ah, I, I didn't get pie
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Man, mom went off like a guest on the jerry springer show
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Hah this tree wouldn't beat an ugly sweater contest
The topless christmas tree
It's something that you gotta see
Are you serious
Aliens wouldn't even try to abduct this tree
So don't be naughty and take my advice
If you wanna eat pie you better pay the price
Ho ho ho ho ho ho merry what the f
Santa
Like to tell you a christmas story
Of a holiday we wouldn't forget
With no rational thinking in mind
3 men set out on a christmas tree find
Larry darryl and dad
Were not the wiser of men
They followed a different star that surely
Would offend
With the task at hand they had their plan
Why pay for a tree when you can get one free
3 blind mice would have had a better plan
But the 3 men just couldn't see
Larry was known as the kingpin
So they took his hot rod for a spin
Aimlessly driving in the country
in a front yard the tree was found
With the tree in sight they started their heist
With a dull hacksaw in hand
Halfway through with beads of sweat
This tree wouldn't pass a beauty contest
They finally pulled the tree out by it's roots
Stuffing it in the trunk
Hanging out the back a tree wreck from hell
that no one would tell
With pie on the mind running out of time
They had to beat me and mom home
With a trunk too big and a tree too tall
Getting it through the door they made a mess of it all
When mom walked in she was met with a sight
A topless tree oh what a fright
Branches everywhere and a birds nest to boot
A tree stuffed in the corner what a hoot
Needles and bread knives scattered on the floor
Larry and darryl hit the door
Dad was all alone to meet the wrath of mom
His head hung low things were about to blow
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Why are my knives out
What's this mess
Where is the fucking top of the tree
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Why is the tree leaning
What do you mean you couldn't get it in a stand
Why in the hell is the back cut out
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Where did you buy it from
What do you mean it's stolen
Your sleeping on the couch tonight
The topless christmas tree
It's something that you gotta see
And what do you have to say for yourself
Ah, I, I didn't get pie
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Man, mom went off like a guest on the jerry springer show
The topless christmas tree
It's something you thought
That you never would see
Hah this tree wouldn't beat an ugly sweater contest
The topless christmas tree
It's something that you gotta see
Are you serious
Aliens wouldn't even try to abduct this tree
So don't be naughty and take my advice
If you wanna eat pie you better pay the price
Ho ho ho ho ho ho merry what the f
Santa
