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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore
by Goodbye Charlemagne
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The American work ethic has disappeared
Because nobody wants to work anymore
Stores remain vacant or closed altogether
Because nobody wants to work anymore
We are short-staffed today
Because nobody wants to work anymore
I will move jobs overseas to lower the value of labor across the globe
Because nobody wants to work anymore
Technology and innovation have increased productivity without any correlation to Employee pay, or employee benefits, or employee happiness
So now nobody wants to work anymore
We are giving you the opportunity to work for tips
But nobody wants to work anymore
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
I believe in a free market
I am a smart business person
But my business is failing not because of me
But because nobody wants to work anymore
Fast food jobs are belittled and condescended to and now nobody wants to work them Because nobody wants to work anymore
As a small business owner I can't afford to pay $15 an hour
As a big business executive I can't afford not to drain every last drop of blood, sweat, And tears from you until you are but a shriveled husk
Because nobody wants to work anymore
The problem is not that nobody wants to work anymore
The problem is that you don't pay them enough to live
Nobody wants to work anymore but if you don't pay fair you get what you pay for
Nobody wants to work anymore but if you don't pay fair you get what you pay for
Does that make sense to you?
Pay people and they'll want to work for you. It's not hard
And if you can't afford to pay them, maybe you don't deserve to have a business
The American work ethic has disappeared
Because nobody wants to work anymore
Stores remain vacant or closed altogether
Because nobody wants to work anymore
We are short-staffed today
Because nobody wants to work anymore
I will move jobs overseas to lower the value of labor across the globe
Because nobody wants to work anymore
Technology and innovation have increased productivity without any correlation to Employee pay, or employee benefits, or employee happiness
So now nobody wants to work anymore
We are giving you the opportunity to work for tips
But nobody wants to work anymore
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
Nobody wants to work anymore, nobody wants to work
I believe in a free market
I am a smart business person
But my business is failing not because of me
But because nobody wants to work anymore
Fast food jobs are belittled and condescended to and now nobody wants to work them Because nobody wants to work anymore
As a small business owner I can't afford to pay $15 an hour
As a big business executive I can't afford not to drain every last drop of blood, sweat, And tears from you until you are but a shriveled husk
Because nobody wants to work anymore
The problem is not that nobody wants to work anymore
The problem is that you don't pay them enough to live
Nobody wants to work anymore but if you don't pay fair you get what you pay for
Nobody wants to work anymore but if you don't pay fair you get what you pay for
Does that make sense to you?
Pay people and they'll want to work for you. It's not hard
And if you can't afford to pay them, maybe you don't deserve to have a business
