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Horticulture
by Baggy Jean Mafia
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The king is back and Cumalott is my kingdom
I'm Sir fucksalot ina threesome
And I'm Bumping up to a foursome
I proceeded to died of boredom
Cause it wasn't a 24some
These bitches know I'm horse hung
Benda bitch with my forefinger and thumb
Yeah we back now all eyes be on me
Selling these fists you could buy one get one free
2 dick 1 balls
I'm fighting your bitch with all 3
Stacking cheese I ain't talking cheddar
Take a whiff and you know my product better
Shit comes off the cock
Fermentation in my foreskin
Then I transfer to a sock
Creamy slinger swinging to the dock
Every store will have my stock
Got them lining up around the block
No surprises here no shocks
My organic wheel of dick cheese is the worlds new greatest crop
Y'all gon see y'all gon see
I'm the baddest bitch my pussy reeks
Got the fattest ass on the block you know they after me
And I'm on some new shit this next level philosophy
Secured my place as one of the greats
Since birth I've been a prodigy
Fuck being nice yeah I'm the greater of two evils
You know I'm your shawtys vice she ride my dick like a biceecle
And yall comparing me to kendrick bitch I know his shit is lamer
Yes I'm built like king kong
And you bitches built like kramer
Parallel park my dick in your shawty
My personal hell is living past forty
Cultivate weed my culture is horti
Y'all bent like a dick I'm calling y'all chordee
Parallel park my dick in your shawty
My personal hell is living past forty
Cultivate weed my culture is horti
Y'all bent like a dick I'm calling y'all chordee
Yeah she gave me head I felt it in my shoulders knees and toes I think it might run in the family y'all should see her grandpa blow
So many shawtys in my house my bed a freakosystem
Can't blow my own dick but I blow my own mind with my wisdom
Yeah and I ain't talking teeth
Catch me tearing up on Jermaine beats
Shawty knows i'm not a want but i'm a need Imma be
Richer than 10 nations when i'm finished spitting only accept a jumping ovation
With my bars as the causation
Stop
The king is back and Cumalott is my kingdom
I'm Sir fucksalot ina threesome
And I'm Bumping up to a foursome
I proceeded to died of boredom
Cause it wasn't a 24some
These bitches know I'm horse hung
Benda bitch with my forefinger and thumb
Yeah we back now all eyes be on me
Selling these fists you could buy one get one free
2 dick 1 balls
I'm fighting your bitch with all 3
Stacking cheese I ain't talking cheddar
Take a whiff and you know my product better
Shit comes off the cock
Fermentation in my foreskin
Then I transfer to a sock
Creamy slinger swinging to the dock
Every store will have my stock
Got them lining up around the block
No surprises here no shocks
My organic wheel of dick cheese is the worlds new greatest crop
Y'all gon see y'all gon see
I'm the baddest bitch my pussy reeks
Got the fattest ass on the block you know they after me
And I'm on some new shit this next level philosophy
Secured my place as one of the greats
Since birth I've been a prodigy
Fuck being nice yeah I'm the greater of two evils
You know I'm your shawtys vice she ride my dick like a biceecle
And yall comparing me to kendrick bitch I know his shit is lamer
Yes I'm built like king kong
And you bitches built like kramer
Parallel park my dick in your shawty
My personal hell is living past forty
Cultivate weed my culture is horti
Y'all bent like a dick I'm calling y'all chordee
Parallel park my dick in your shawty
My personal hell is living past forty
Cultivate weed my culture is horti
Y'all bent like a dick I'm calling y'all chordee
Yeah she gave me head I felt it in my shoulders knees and toes I think it might run in the family y'all should see her grandpa blow
So many shawtys in my house my bed a freakosystem
Can't blow my own dick but I blow my own mind with my wisdom
Yeah and I ain't talking teeth
Catch me tearing up on Jermaine beats
Shawty knows i'm not a want but i'm a need Imma be
Richer than 10 nations when i'm finished spitting only accept a jumping ovation
With my bars as the causation
Stop
