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The Trader
by Jimmi Hart
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It's your boy J-jimmi
J-J-J-Jimmi
(anything worth doing, is worth doing for money)
Straight from y'all street to Wall Street
(Anybody tells you that money is the root of all evil, doesn't f****ng have any)
Dude wake up, get they girl turned on just to, get a lil' bit
The only woman in the morning I want to turn on is, Becky Quick
Why the average man's looking at a** and t*ts, like, "she fine as hell"
I'm over here looking at tails and wicks like, buy or sale
I left a Mayhem for the market
Nah I don't want to dope spot, I want to stock pick
I know that booty got drop
Triggered my stop losses
But I ain't got time for your W.A.P, my VWAPS crossin'
Rich with hot V's from pushing hotkeys
Strategies and plans to make grands, still in my wife beater
Batman pajamas, how slides, in about five
Hot pics of the day, cause I like the way the Dow bounce
For hot dips on call, so I got options
Two with a lot of volume, one with a double bottom
Now I know dumb money don't understand
Am I talking about my trade
Or just thinking with my MACD
You see, we're different in the way we move
You move with kittens, and your dogs
I move with bears and bulls
I got a green thumb, I grow with the marijuana
Waking up with the futures,
F***ing up some commas
I, jump out of bed
(make profits)
Eat my bacon and eggs
(make profits)
Light up watching them candles
(make profits)
While I'm, still in my sandals
(and making profits)
They used to watch me move them packs
(N***a stop it)
Now I watch moves in the NASDAQ
(makin' profits)
Used to run from the ATF
(and the coppers)
Now I run down ETFs
(and make profits)
I, Jump on the bed
(make profits)
Eat my, bacon and eggs
(make profits)
Light up watching them candles
(make profits)
While I'm still in my sandals
(and makin' profits)
See me and Jim Cramer been talking mad money,
He said today I'm taking a risk, they got the feds coming
But I got support here with me, I called her short squeeze
You get the drop, she pull the trigger, and abort these
If she stays on my watchlist, I might have to wife her
But I know better, I'm a True Trading Group lifer
Call up the Wolf of Weed Street, it's Time to flip some profits
Go ahead be hawkish mothaf**ker, get yo' SPY hit
I'll double top that n**ga, Head and shoulders
Hit him up with this resistance, Watch 'em roll over
Cause I see John Wicks and contracts
If I say I made 1 million a day, well thats a large cap
You moving average, that's why you get crossed
Get split, get delisted, and knocked off
And I'm settin' the whole block off
I'm buying GameStop, and selling them Roblox off
I, jump out of bed
(make profits)
Eat my bacon and eggs
(make profits)
Light up watching them candles
(make profits)
While I'm, still in my sandals
(and making profits)
They used to watch me move them packs
(N***a stop it)
Now I watch moves in the NASDAQ
(makin' profits)
Used to run from the ATF
(and the coppers)
Now I run down ETFs
(and make profits)
{Hey my family, a Gold what we do man?}
(make profits)
{Hey Suge, Mike, what we doing dawg?}
(make profits)
{Yo Wolf, Professor, what we do?}
(make profits)
{That TTG money gang}
(we makin profits)
We some Snipers!
It's your boy J-jimmi
J-J-J-Jimmi
(anything worth doing, is worth doing for money)
Straight from y'all street to Wall Street
(Anybody tells you that money is the root of all evil, doesn't f****ng have any)
Dude wake up, get they girl turned on just to, get a lil' bit
The only woman in the morning I want to turn on is, Becky Quick
Why the average man's looking at a** and t*ts, like, "she fine as hell"
I'm over here looking at tails and wicks like, buy or sale
I left a Mayhem for the market
Nah I don't want to dope spot, I want to stock pick
I know that booty got drop
Triggered my stop losses
But I ain't got time for your W.A.P, my VWAPS crossin'
Rich with hot V's from pushing hotkeys
Strategies and plans to make grands, still in my wife beater
Batman pajamas, how slides, in about five
Hot pics of the day, cause I like the way the Dow bounce
For hot dips on call, so I got options
Two with a lot of volume, one with a double bottom
Now I know dumb money don't understand
Am I talking about my trade
Or just thinking with my MACD
You see, we're different in the way we move
You move with kittens, and your dogs
I move with bears and bulls
I got a green thumb, I grow with the marijuana
Waking up with the futures,
F***ing up some commas
I, jump out of bed
(make profits)
Eat my bacon and eggs
(make profits)
Light up watching them candles
(make profits)
While I'm, still in my sandals
(and making profits)
They used to watch me move them packs
(N***a stop it)
Now I watch moves in the NASDAQ
(makin' profits)
Used to run from the ATF
(and the coppers)
Now I run down ETFs
(and make profits)
I, Jump on the bed
(make profits)
Eat my, bacon and eggs
(make profits)
Light up watching them candles
(make profits)
While I'm still in my sandals
(and makin' profits)
See me and Jim Cramer been talking mad money,
He said today I'm taking a risk, they got the feds coming
But I got support here with me, I called her short squeeze
You get the drop, she pull the trigger, and abort these
If she stays on my watchlist, I might have to wife her
But I know better, I'm a True Trading Group lifer
Call up the Wolf of Weed Street, it's Time to flip some profits
Go ahead be hawkish mothaf**ker, get yo' SPY hit
I'll double top that n**ga, Head and shoulders
Hit him up with this resistance, Watch 'em roll over
Cause I see John Wicks and contracts
If I say I made 1 million a day, well thats a large cap
You moving average, that's why you get crossed
Get split, get delisted, and knocked off
And I'm settin' the whole block off
I'm buying GameStop, and selling them Roblox off
I, jump out of bed
(make profits)
Eat my bacon and eggs
(make profits)
Light up watching them candles
(make profits)
While I'm, still in my sandals
(and making profits)
They used to watch me move them packs
(N***a stop it)
Now I watch moves in the NASDAQ
(makin' profits)
Used to run from the ATF
(and the coppers)
Now I run down ETFs
(and make profits)
{Hey my family, a Gold what we do man?}
(make profits)
{Hey Suge, Mike, what we doing dawg?}
(make profits)
{Yo Wolf, Professor, what we do?}
(make profits)
{That TTG money gang}
(we makin profits)
We some Snipers!
