Weird Dad

When I was a kid I was into weird things Like collecting rocks and the Lord of the Rings I grew up and got married But I didn’t change I may be a father but I’m still very strange I’m a weird dad I’m a weird dad I was a weird lad Now I’m a weird dad And I should probably add this isn’t just a fad Cause life is pretty fun when you’re a weird dad Watch me dance No, dad! Is this embarrassing? Hey sweetie what do you call a fish with a bowtie Soph-fish-icated Get it? When the bus pulls up And you’re home from school I know that you really just wanna look cool But not today Cause I’m out on the lawn breakdancin’ with your mom’s bathrobe on I’m a weird dad I’m a weird dad I’m in a band with our neighbors called the House Cats yeah And when we’re out to eat you’ll see me wearing a bib Cause mission number one is embarrass the kids He’s a weird dad I’m a weird dad He’s a weird dad I’m a weird dad Uh-oh You guys hear the rock train coming into town you hear those toot toots? Choo Choo Hey can Kevin's dad do this Didn’t think so Hey look I’m Jimi Hendrix! Woo Haha haha still got it I’m hungry Hi hungry I’m dad I’m tired Hi tired I’m dad I’m bored Hi bored I’m dad I’m leaving Wait you’re really leaving Hi leaving I’m dad I sing in the shower and I sing when I cook I use silly voices when I read the kids books Like Hi I’m the guy from where the wild things are Oh my gosh I’m big and scary But you always do this And Why Hi I’m a princess Stop it And I’m stuck in a tree I’m a weird dad I’m a weird dad I’m just a big hairy dude with a beard dad Some people might say that I’m out of my mind But I’m not really crazy I’m just one of a kind I’m a weird dad You are a weird daddy I’m a weird dad No no no no I’m not asleep I was just resting my eyes You are the weirdest dad in the world I’m rubber you’re glue and whatever stick bounces says to me I’m sticks to you