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Dear Mary
by Asia Major
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Dear Mary
As my fingers count the rosary
my free hand admittedly just packed another bowl of weed
If you were here today I wonder what you'd say
I'd ask if it's ok for saints to smoke a J
Every once a while, ok you got me, everyday
Fried my brain more times this week than what I've prayed
It's a shame, or maybe it's the way we all grow
Driving with my homies in the car pass the blunt
old preachers had cigars and their whiskey
But god forbid you light a little herb to get dizzy
Or tipsy, risky and a little frisky
Listening to Sabbath ponder all of life's mysteries
It's history, make sure you're on the right side
Or somewhere down the fine line you'll wash away with high tide
Try mine, might find you change your mind
Nothings goes together like a blunt and the night sky
No way
he's got the Mary j conservatory
Call him too old got children in their early 40s
Never too late to acquire new hobbies
Look at Willie Nelson and Snoop Doggy Doggy
They smoking up like it's nobody's business
Annual expenses on grass in the millions
Willie pushing 90 and snoop like fifty
And they'll still smoke more than you in one sitting
No kidding, the plant ain't the issue
It's how the government treats the people who use
Politicians get to sniff coke off of ass cracks
Civilians get they bag taken no cash back
Sad facts of the society we live in
And the devils in the office reprimand the peoples sinning
Isn't it the biggest case of irony?
The problems so obvious that even all the blind can see
Pardon me think I'll have myself a doobie
Smoke it out in broad day go ahead sue me
Catch more passes than Deebo Samuel
Ain't the first to light up just rewrote the manual
Dear Mary
As my fingers count the rosary
my free hand admittedly just packed another bowl of weed
If you were here today I wonder what you'd say
I'd ask if it's ok for saints to smoke a J
Every once a while, ok you got me, everyday
Fried my brain more times this week than what I've prayed
It's a shame, or maybe it's the way we all grow
Driving with my homies in the car pass the blunt
old preachers had cigars and their whiskey
But god forbid you light a little herb to get dizzy
Or tipsy, risky and a little frisky
Listening to Sabbath ponder all of life's mysteries
It's history, make sure you're on the right side
Or somewhere down the fine line you'll wash away with high tide
Try mine, might find you change your mind
Nothings goes together like a blunt and the night sky
No way
he's got the Mary j conservatory
Call him too old got children in their early 40s
Never too late to acquire new hobbies
Look at Willie Nelson and Snoop Doggy Doggy
They smoking up like it's nobody's business
Annual expenses on grass in the millions
Willie pushing 90 and snoop like fifty
And they'll still smoke more than you in one sitting
No kidding, the plant ain't the issue
It's how the government treats the people who use
Politicians get to sniff coke off of ass cracks
Civilians get they bag taken no cash back
Sad facts of the society we live in
And the devils in the office reprimand the peoples sinning
Isn't it the biggest case of irony?
The problems so obvious that even all the blind can see
Pardon me think I'll have myself a doobie
Smoke it out in broad day go ahead sue me
Catch more passes than Deebo Samuel
Ain't the first to light up just rewrote the manual
