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Off The Couch Freestyle

by Thorb

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Yeah Listen man if this don't make you get off the couch I don't know what will Hope you feel this one, let's go Look, ya better watch ya mouth with me No there ain't a lot of magic in this alchemy Ya did some cool shit a year ago and thought that that would baffle me Ain't even after me You prolly after all them bad bitches that been bartending at ya Apple Bees And do it happily Cause they don't know about ya real life Signing papers on the Gram but you ain't tell 'em what the deal like And really what that feel like I got my head straight I just carry all you lifeless lil rappers like some dead weight But I don't really mind Cause I can tell these people ain't really about the grind Like if y'all don't really want it man you wasting ya time It's only advice Cause if you been tryna factor in my pie That just leaves me a bigger slice And if y'all get a bag I know to triple the price Thanks for setting the bar All these alley-oops are prolly never getting you far But hey, I'll take an assist Man ya net worth is prolly just the half of wrist But I ain't laughing at shit I know the struggle is real Y'all be lying everyday, I'm sure ya struggle to feel But now the lie goes on, and unknowing Even when you hate it, you live for keeping it going And even when you jaded, you'll die for keeping it blowing You ain't far anymore But you ain't notice who are anymore You getting cut but never scar anymore So they ain't feelin you Like they don't wanna hear ya pain they wanna feel it too That only happens when it ain't a facade And now there's people like me that'll put you out of a job Yeah I ain't mean to But they can feel it on the speaker and the screen too It's real Just let this ride for a little bit Yeah, I'm addicted to this shit Just trying climb way up out the competition pit It's watered down now, yeah not everybody gets out I figured it'd be easier to stick out I thought I needed help Cause winning isn't wealth The hardest thing's impressing other people while remaining yourself I need the belt And not because a belt means a check I just figured it's about time I get my respect It's neck and neck and y'all is Ned Stark Sitting on the bench, I'm hitting benchmarks I been the lord of this land and all ya rent's off I'm steady watching my back And when these lyrics hitting home, I pay the property tax Without the profit to match And did I ever think I'd quit, it's really often in fact I often faded to black It's kinda hard to react and not get bitter Figured there's a fee for these lines and I'm the pick of the litter But that don't mean shit Cause really bars are only bars if they don't mean shit I'm Joe Green in the whip I hit a mean shift Now it's heart only The best story always starts lonely I always felt like they owe me and that's the biggest mistake Everybody wants a lot but they don't do what it takes Everybody builds it up but they don't move when it breaks I move better Self therapy, I tell myself when I should do better Who better Than me I'm getting off of the doubt How you supposed to win when you can't get yourself off the couch And times it be tough But every second you sleep, there's another me that's wants it enough And you don't want another me up in the rear view Cause every time ya foot is off the gas I'm getting near you And I ain't one to slow when I'm ahead I'm here to change the game and you gon' know it when I'm dead Man I'm here to change the game, you gon' know it when I'm dead At least I hope you do It's Thorb man Listen this music shit has been the toughest Thing I've ever had to go through in my entire life And I know you guys have similar struggles So I just hope this music helps I want you to feel it, rather than hear it now a days And that's my goal here Take care of yourself I'm out of here

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