Jingling Baby

(They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby They call me Uncle L, Future of the Funk Records are recorded minus all the junk People spread gossip and believe what they must While I slam dunk punks and make 'me bite the dust A minute is needed to make a phony roni bleed And put 'em in a bucket like he's chicken feed Check out the pick of the litter, not a quitter, I'm nice y'all And I'ma dust you off and dust you off twice I heard it's all observant, hysterical fanatics Of the Asiatic miracle man Prominent, dominant, McCoy and I'm real If you're another brother's fan, forget how you feel 'Cause he's so-so, I got the instinct They call me Deputy Dog to put your ass in the clink Innovating, devastating, and dope on a single, now Let me see your earrings jingle (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby I chopped you, chewed you, baked you and screwed you That shit you pop, you need to stop, you're kind of rude, you No good nigga-boo trying to base How we living, holmes? Get out my face I'm complete, in effect, and I can't fall I rise, surprise, and I advise you all To stand back and peep, don't sleep or doubt My skill'll get ill, I turn the mother out I'm top-notch, you're still playing hop-scotch Now I'ma do ya while the party people watch You're real funny, you really try to go for yours But I know why, you ain't had no dough before So you tried and lied to drain my fame This ain't a game, yo, you know my name Forget all the MC's who like to mingle Yo, baby, let me see your earrings jingle (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby When you first walked in, I ain't know what to think You grabbed the microphone like your shit don't stink And tried to run down that, I can't get over that Shit you were sayin', you call that a battle rap? How you gon' go against an army with a handgun? I'm Cool J, yo, you don't understand, son I'm a legend, on top of that I'm livin' Now you look stupid like that bitch Ms. Givens Whoever geesed you up, nah, how should I say it? Whoever set you up, they knew just how to play it 'Cause, man, yo, I feel for you brother I'm a bad word to my mother Taking out suckers while the ladies pucker And rolling over niggas like a redneck trucker Innovating, devastating, and dope on a single, now Lemme see your earrings jingle (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby Yeah, baby, you know what I mean? You like be jingling crazy, word (Yeah, yeah, yeah) yeah, over this funky beat You be like jingling and your earrings be jingling And shaking all over the place and all It's like real, it's real wild to me, honey, ya know what I mean? (Mhm) The way you be jingling, word (Yeah) yeah (Jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) yeah, go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) come on, go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) yeah, do it, baby Can't believe you tried to grip the same mic as me Your grip's too weak, you can't hold it, B You can dream of making progress and getting this nice But when I roll up, it's like Hip Hop Vice I serve the curbs, I never swerve, I'm superb Every word you heard played tricks on your nerves You played your hand, lost track of your plan When I show up, I blow up, end of story, my man I'm a play you like a poker chip, that's what you get I bet your fret, sweat, and regret you met The titan of fighting, exciting when writing, you trifling toy-boy I gotta enlighten, so start biting You know you can't create and get mean like this When I'm on the court, G, it's strictly swish When it's all over, said and done, my friend They say, "That bad motherfucker just scored again" So take a step back, give me some room to wreck shop Here's your token back, you're getting off at the next stop I'ma deliver and give a speech with vigor I drink some Olde E and start waxing niggas (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) yeah, go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby (They're jingling, baby) go 'head, baby