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The 5th Floor Blues
by Crozuph
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I'd probably go out
A whole lot more
If I wasn't living
Up on the fifth floor
Yeah, I'd probably go out
A whole lot more
If I wasn't living
Up on the fifth floor
Instead I recline
In my easy chair
Sure beats climbing up and down
All them stairs
I've got piles of dirty clothes
All over my bedroom floor
Yeah, I've got piles of dirty clothes
All over my bedroom floor
My intention was to take 'em
To the laundramat
But all them damn stairs
Put an abrupt stop to that
I can do the things
That I need to do
Go to my job
And the grocery store too
When it comes to anything else
Happens every day
I start to walk out my door
But all them stairs get in my way
These stairs are killin' me
These stairs are messin'
With my romantic ways
By the time we reach my place
We got no energy to play
These stairs are messin'
With my romantic ways
By the time we reach my place
We both too pooped to play
When she leaves
I ask if I can call her later
She tells me "Sure thing Crozuph baby
Soon as you get a elevator"
I gotta say it
Just one more time before I go
Ladies and gentlemen if I can I please have everyone's attention
Cuz I got to say it
Just once more before I go
I know I'd get outta this place
A whole lot more
If this place wasn't located
Way the hell up on the fifth floor
I'd probably go out
A whole lot more
If I wasn't living
Up on the fifth floor
Yeah, I'd probably go out
A whole lot more
If I wasn't living
Up on the fifth floor
Instead I recline
In my easy chair
Sure beats climbing up and down
All them stairs
I've got piles of dirty clothes
All over my bedroom floor
Yeah, I've got piles of dirty clothes
All over my bedroom floor
My intention was to take 'em
To the laundramat
But all them damn stairs
Put an abrupt stop to that
I can do the things
That I need to do
Go to my job
And the grocery store too
When it comes to anything else
Happens every day
I start to walk out my door
But all them stairs get in my way
These stairs are killin' me
These stairs are messin'
With my romantic ways
By the time we reach my place
We got no energy to play
These stairs are messin'
With my romantic ways
By the time we reach my place
We both too pooped to play
When she leaves
I ask if I can call her later
She tells me "Sure thing Crozuph baby
Soon as you get a elevator"
I gotta say it
Just one more time before I go
Ladies and gentlemen if I can I please have everyone's attention
Cuz I got to say it
Just once more before I go
I know I'd get outta this place
A whole lot more
If this place wasn't located
Way the hell up on the fifth floor
