Song parody of
Last Chance Saloon
by 4 Barrel Hemi
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Given up waiting for the day
When someone means what they say
The news is gossip
And the gossip's news
Look at the row of talking heads
Lots of noise but nothing being said
Need a soundbite
To form my nightly views
Fill ya glass
It's all about consuming
Your success
It's all the grooming
The teleprompter
Will tell ya something soothing
We all know their calling last drinks soon
See you down the last chance saloon
Did you see the last revolution?
Didn't seem to have no solution
Some weekend rebels
Looking for a bruising
Bricks and signs about global trade
Don't ask them where their clothes are made
Easy to trash
When you ain't doin' the losing
Fill ya glass
It's all about consuming
Your success
It's all the grooming
The teleprompter
Will tell ya something soothing
We all know their calling last drinks soon
See you down the last chance saloon
Saw a car that didn't need a man
No real reason, just because they can
Don't you know
It's a perfect union
Soylent Green, The Omega Man
Not just movies but a long-term plan
Play your part
It's human evolution
Fill ya glass
It's all about consuming
Your success
It's all the grooming
The teleprompter
Will tell ya something soothing
We all know their calling last drinks soon
See you down the last chance saloon
Given up waiting for the day
When someone means what they say
The news is gossip
And the gossip's news
Look at the row of talking heads
Lots of noise but nothing being said
Need a soundbite
To form my nightly views
Fill ya glass
It's all about consuming
Your success
It's all the grooming
The teleprompter
Will tell ya something soothing
We all know their calling last drinks soon
See you down the last chance saloon
Did you see the last revolution?
Didn't seem to have no solution
Some weekend rebels
Looking for a bruising
Bricks and signs about global trade
Don't ask them where their clothes are made
Easy to trash
When you ain't doin' the losing
Fill ya glass
It's all about consuming
Your success
It's all the grooming
The teleprompter
Will tell ya something soothing
We all know their calling last drinks soon
See you down the last chance saloon
Saw a car that didn't need a man
No real reason, just because they can
Don't you know
It's a perfect union
Soylent Green, The Omega Man
Not just movies but a long-term plan
Play your part
It's human evolution
Fill ya glass
It's all about consuming
Your success
It's all the grooming
The teleprompter
Will tell ya something soothing
We all know their calling last drinks soon
See you down the last chance saloon