Noughties (Stop Being Poor)

Hello everyone I'm going to take you on a journey through a decade that I lived through And I survived We're going back to the Noughties The 2000s Listening to Britney Her new album Back to the Noughties I went from 8 to 18 Everything from a nightmare To Beyonce sweet dreams Moved from Brisbane to Jakarta, Indonesia My dad got a job here and I'm very scared to meet ya I don't speak the language and I'm mentally ill My parents gave me lots of trauma, I could really use some pills 9 Months later, divorce, went back to Brisbane Then we moved to Yeppoon, it was my mother's decision Beautiful pineapples and what a nice beach But we moved with her new boyfriend who was an abusive creep We had dial-up internet you guys It was wild In the Noughties The 2000s Pokemon Emerald And Neopets I found 'em In the Noughties I went from 8 to 18 Everything from a nightmare To my teenage dream Just like you I get lonely too Top friends on my MySpace how do you do? If I spend every day having fun online I won't think about my life that makes me wanna die My dad sent us enough money for me to get a therapist But my mother spent it all on booze Who needs therapy? In the Noughties The 2000s Listening to TLC Their new album In the Noughties I went from 8 to 18 Somebody wake me up From my teenage dream Please don't be alarmed by my childhood trauma I always find the humour in amongst the drama My mother an abusive suicidal alcoholic And she's come a really long way She's just abusive I don't talk to that bitch today But I still watch the Lizzie McGuire movie - it's fuckin' gay And Missy Elliott is still a hip hop icon Drop it flip and reverse it when you hear that song (Work it) Here's a list of things that I love from the 2000s, are you ready? We'll start with Paris Hilton Flavor of Love Tiffany New York fuckin' Pollard Kathy Griffin My Life On The D List Music like Garbage and No Doubt And gay porn And Rule 34... I mean, nope Just, just regular, human, real, porn I don't know how that got in there. Anyway If I could give young me some advice Stop being poor If I could give young me some advice Stop being poor! In the Noughties The 2000s If I saw my bullies now I'd fuckin' pound 'em In the Noughties I went from 8 to 18 Somebody wake me up From my teenage dream We're in the Noughties The 2000s Listen to X-Tina (Dirrty) Her new album Back to the Noughties I went from eight to 18 And guess what moles? Now I'm living my dreams Stop being poor I'm trying Say it with me now Stop being poor