Song parody of
I Broke up with My Therapist
by Pyrophoria
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I broke up with my therapist today
She put me in a box right away
ADHD, Bipolar, and gay
Don't know what the fuck patient's trying to say
No charge for the freak show, my spirit is free
I'm not whatever you're trying to make me be
I used to be a doctor but they said I'm on drugs
My tests are negative, the medical board shrugs
Fuck off I tell all the lady bugs
Life's a bitch and it sure as shit slugs
No charge for the freak show, my spirit is free
I'm not whatever you're trying to make me be
I'm just twenty-eight
Don't hate
This is a long wait
Basement bitch fate
No trick, cheapskate
A cut ties rate
Is this a debate
Can I stay irate
Can your head go on a plate
I'm gay trying to get it straight
I'm missing a due date
Somehow I got here late
If there was a floodgate
It didn't work great
And I came out of a grate
To ask some girl on a date
What is sex
for anymore whore
if not to frustrate
Qui sait
My soul mate
Was solely click bait
I fixate
On a fixed date
Fixed rate
Fixed trait
It's great
It's shaped
To no shipmate
Shit faced
To get raped
This waste
This age
No quick save
Just bricks laid
In this state
A bit late
I broke up with my therapist today
She put me in a box right away
ADHD, Bipolar, and gay
Don't know what the fuck patient's trying to say
No charge for the freak show, my spirit is free
I'm not whatever you're trying to make me be
I used to be a doctor but they said I'm on drugs
My tests are negative, the medical board shrugs
Fuck off I tell all the lady bugs
Life's a bitch and it sure as shit slugs
No charge for the freak show, my spirit is free
I'm not whatever you're trying to make me be
I'm just twenty-eight
Don't hate
This is a long wait
Basement bitch fate
No trick, cheapskate
A cut ties rate
Is this a debate
Can I stay irate
Can your head go on a plate
I'm gay trying to get it straight
I'm missing a due date
Somehow I got here late
If there was a floodgate
It didn't work great
And I came out of a grate
To ask some girl on a date
What is sex
for anymore whore
if not to frustrate
Qui sait
My soul mate
Was solely click bait
I fixate
On a fixed date
Fixed rate
Fixed trait
It's great
It's shaped
To no shipmate
Shit faced
To get raped
This waste
This age
No quick save
Just bricks laid
In this state
A bit late
