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Twister
by Uberplebs
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One, two, three, four, make 'em sweat outside the door
Five, six, seven, eight, always pays to make 'em wait
Three wise men up a mountain
But only one came back again
A lavish recycling trip
A delicate receivership
The granting of new jobs
Flesh covered thing-a-me-bobs
Head shots by dead shots
Peletons with coin slots
Accumulated human impact
On gastrointestinal tracts
Aside from the armed rest
The brightest and the charmed/blessed
Sing all of us an old, old song
Don't get the fucks all fucking wrong
With a horn and four drummers
We did the twist last summer
Need to rare up your blare
March on sky and big air
It's 'Found Life on Venus Day'
So we got half a day away
Wife got stuck on a train
I never saw her again
Except just one time dressed
As a high teas waitress
In the Hand and Cock
A pub in the paddock
At the end of the line
She's as right as nines
Disturbing after-effects
Shaking off insects
We couldn't plant old suspicions
Asymptomatic transmissions
It's what you go right to
So let them all bite you
A riveting connection to
The key to the skeleton crew
Help us to lighten up
And please God don't fuck us up
What hell it's been
Within this shitspin
Hello again, he plead
Don't call again, she said
The whirls love the swells
And the girls love the bells
Leave them all in the quiver
Come and clock the run river
Every Tom, Dick and bastard
Getting mixed and cornplastered
Comfort to see Harry there
Outside whispers, insides blare
Hunt them down like Lee Majors
Having fun like teenagers
In the jaws of a bus depot pie
The yaw of a rambling goodbye
We set all the fires
Give ourselves to the gyre
Long to be good
Shortly understood
No arms on snake farmers
No harm from flute charmers
Masters of divinity
Bump echoes through infinity
Take a ride and discover in awe
Your hydrogen brother-in-law
Throw 'round the saloon with glee
Then watch the river run with me
Out of time and in a space
It blisters in the fireplace
Sister, keep your eyes on
The twisters on the horizon
One, two, three, four, make 'em sweat outside the door
Five, six, seven, eight, always pays to make 'em wait
Three wise men up a mountain
But only one came back again
A lavish recycling trip
A delicate receivership
The granting of new jobs
Flesh covered thing-a-me-bobs
Head shots by dead shots
Peletons with coin slots
Accumulated human impact
On gastrointestinal tracts
Aside from the armed rest
The brightest and the charmed/blessed
Sing all of us an old, old song
Don't get the fucks all fucking wrong
With a horn and four drummers
We did the twist last summer
Need to rare up your blare
March on sky and big air
It's 'Found Life on Venus Day'
So we got half a day away
Wife got stuck on a train
I never saw her again
Except just one time dressed
As a high teas waitress
In the Hand and Cock
A pub in the paddock
At the end of the line
She's as right as nines
Disturbing after-effects
Shaking off insects
We couldn't plant old suspicions
Asymptomatic transmissions
It's what you go right to
So let them all bite you
A riveting connection to
The key to the skeleton crew
Help us to lighten up
And please God don't fuck us up
What hell it's been
Within this shitspin
Hello again, he plead
Don't call again, she said
The whirls love the swells
And the girls love the bells
Leave them all in the quiver
Come and clock the run river
Every Tom, Dick and bastard
Getting mixed and cornplastered
Comfort to see Harry there
Outside whispers, insides blare
Hunt them down like Lee Majors
Having fun like teenagers
In the jaws of a bus depot pie
The yaw of a rambling goodbye
We set all the fires
Give ourselves to the gyre
Long to be good
Shortly understood
No arms on snake farmers
No harm from flute charmers
Masters of divinity
Bump echoes through infinity
Take a ride and discover in awe
Your hydrogen brother-in-law
Throw 'round the saloon with glee
Then watch the river run with me
Out of time and in a space
It blisters in the fireplace
Sister, keep your eyes on
The twisters on the horizon