Fink

My name Fink (GAH!) Favorite colour pink My balls really stink What do you think? Fumpi you have a nice dumpy You're grumpy and very lumpy I've sent you apples and ketchup Fortnite Have A Nice Life Big kite Eat my knife Are stank? Wood plank? Hoobastank? Military tank? I was born in January I like the flaan (uary) Kevin James is very lame I don't like his movies that much Fumpi, make another song Fumpi, I'll suck your ding dong Fumpi, please, I really miss you Fumpi, I want to kiss you Tell me, are you still friends with sack? Does he make you ribs for the baby back? Please, I hope you return my letter (YUP!) Hello, Fumpi This is my third letter to you Do you want to eat my poo? Or drink my goo? Or do you want to play Team Fortress 2? Im gonna scat for you But because it's a letter, you're going to have to read it out And maybe reenact it Okay? Is that okay with you? Do you want to try that? Okay! Ska boo dee dap Boo boo gee da Buh boo gah bah Gah bi da boo Ska boo do de bi Dap bi bah doo dah bap Skibbity bibbity Sonic Mario Ska boo de bah ge de Boo ge boo Bea ke de bah ge de Bea ka boo gah bi gah ga boo Thank you for listening to the scatting! I hope you like it Um Hey, dear Fink I would like it if you stopped Writing to me I, uh, you keep sending letters to my house and I-I can't anymore Um, please, um, if you send another letter I will file a restraining order Thank you Fuck you Um Also I hope you get mental help You nee-you just need to stop Like, you, you're probably an insane person Leave me alone If you find any other way to contact me I'll actually murder you (Fink reacts) I hope you have a horrible day Shut up and die