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Porch Bitch
by The Convincing Actor
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I'm not watching anyone I'm, just sad
I'm just sitting in the doorway, just sad
But why the neighbors see me that way, just sad
What they even think this world is, just sad
And I'm the first to admit howe'er it got this way, that's bad
And when I remember that I'm living, I'm glad
But in times of sopping mental weakness
That beget these all-encompassing bouts of loneliness I'm
Just sad
I'm not changing anyone I'm, just sad
I see their face they're just not cubist, like that
I'm afraid my love will fester, go bad
Chronic pain becomes my instinct, so sad
Doctors give advice and it goes, right through
But half the time they just don't listen, to you
So if the impression of pain it is still pain
And I'm several cycles in too far to differentiate, I'm left
Just sad
I'm not watching anyone I'm, just sad
I'm just sitting in the doorway, just sad
But why the neighbors see me that way, just sad
What they even think this world is, just sad
And I'm the first to admit howe'er it got this way, that's bad
And when I remember that I'm living, I'm glad
But in times of sopping mental weakness
That beget these all-encompassing bouts of loneliness I'm
Just sad
I'm not changing anyone I'm, just sad
I see their face they're just not cubist, like that
I'm afraid my love will fester, go bad
Chronic pain becomes my instinct, so sad
Doctors give advice and it goes, right through
But half the time they just don't listen, to you
So if the impression of pain it is still pain
And I'm several cycles in too far to differentiate, I'm left
Just sad
