Song parody of
Touch My Whiskers
by Ian Felton
Here's where you get creative! Use our cool song parody creator to make a totally new musical idea and lyrics for the Touch My Whiskers song by Ian Felton.
Simply click on any word to get rhyming words suggestion to use instead of the original ones. You may also remove or alter entire lines if needed — when you're done save your work and share it with our community — have fun!
I was born in a barn yeah, didn't have nobody to love me
Tormented and down I always thought I was the one to blame
Never one to give up I primped up my fur and my feathers
Then I saw a beauty whose coat and who collar drove me insane
Woohoo woohoo woo
Mercy me
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
In this big, old, bad world there's plenty of fur to consider
Siamese, Himalayan, Orange Tabby, Black Rag Doll and some with mange
Just how I like Whisker Lickins, Greenies, tuna broth and liver Pâté
If we're bein' honest I'd simply prefer a worldwide buffet
So let me tell you
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
I was born in a barn yeah, didn't have nobody to love me
Tormented and down I always thought I was the one to blame
Never one to give up I primped up my fur and my feathers
Then I saw a beauty whose coat and who collar drove me insane
Woohoo woohoo woo
Mercy me
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
In this big, old, bad world there's plenty of fur to consider
Siamese, Himalayan, Orange Tabby, Black Rag Doll and some with mange
Just how I like Whisker Lickins, Greenies, tuna broth and liver Pâté
If we're bein' honest I'd simply prefer a worldwide buffet
So let me tell you
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers
Come on baby, touch my whiskers
