Song parody of
The Diary Ya Left Me
by the nightfarts
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She used to gush, she used to spew
All of her feelings onto the pages I'm gonna use
She let it fly, let it all come out
And reading that shit stunk like hell
Let me tell you how
As I started reading those pages
I felt a pain in my anus
Like a warning sign coming straight from behind
The only thing in my sight was
That spiral bound book of secrets
Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits
Goosebumps on my thigh
Bet you thought I'd cry
But since I'm out of two-ply
Thank God for the diary ya left me
Can't tell if I'm feeling empty inside
Still burping the beers think they're the ones to thank this time
So I'll pop another squat on that throne of white
And get to muddying up that paper until I'm feeling right
As I started reading those pages
I felt a pain in my anus
Like a warning sign coming straight from behind
The only thing in my sight was
That spiral bound book of secrets
Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits
Goosebumps on my thigh
Bet you thought I'd cry
But since I'm out of two-ply
Thank God for the diary ya left me
With one good push it all seemed a little less heavy
I got over you cuz the diary ya left me
As I started reading those pages
I felt a pain in my anus
Like a warning sign coming straight from behind
The only thing in my sight was
That spiral bound book of secrets
Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits
Goosebumps on my thigh
Bet you thought I'd cry
But since I'm out of two-ply
Thank God for the diary ya
Thank God for the diarrhea
Thank God for the diarrhea left me
She used to gush, she used to spew
All of her feelings onto the pages I'm gonna use
She let it fly, let it all come out
And reading that shit stunk like hell
Let me tell you how
As I started reading those pages
I felt a pain in my anus
Like a warning sign coming straight from behind
The only thing in my sight was
That spiral bound book of secrets
Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits
Goosebumps on my thigh
Bet you thought I'd cry
But since I'm out of two-ply
Thank God for the diary ya left me
Can't tell if I'm feeling empty inside
Still burping the beers think they're the ones to thank this time
So I'll pop another squat on that throne of white
And get to muddying up that paper until I'm feeling right
As I started reading those pages
I felt a pain in my anus
Like a warning sign coming straight from behind
The only thing in my sight was
That spiral bound book of secrets
Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits
Goosebumps on my thigh
Bet you thought I'd cry
But since I'm out of two-ply
Thank God for the diary ya left me
With one good push it all seemed a little less heavy
I got over you cuz the diary ya left me
As I started reading those pages
I felt a pain in my anus
Like a warning sign coming straight from behind
The only thing in my sight was
That spiral bound book of secrets
Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits
Goosebumps on my thigh
Bet you thought I'd cry
But since I'm out of two-ply
Thank God for the diary ya
Thank God for the diarrhea
Thank God for the diarrhea left me
