The Perfect Couple

(A lovely couple... they're the perfect couple) I'll love you the whole of our lives I'll love you 'til the end of time Be at your side if you can't get around Yes, me too... and I'll push you around But right now We're the perfect couple We're on our honeymoon And nothing can ever go wrong I'd still love you if you couldn't see your feet I'll still love you when you start to seep I'd care for you if you're in poor health I'd clean you up if you soiled yourself But right now We're the perfect couple We're on our honeymoon And nothing can ever go wrong (They're the perfect couple) Tell each other and those around you Hopefully makes it true Tell each other you're not alone Hope-filled dreams of romantic love Sealed with the exchange of rings They're the perfect couple The idyllic husband with his idyllic wife‎ Perfecting the image of a superior existence No doubt, a perfect life You're my night of passion It doesn't matter if you're barren (Bear witness to the perfect couple) I adore male pattern baldness I long for vaginal dryness But right now We're the perfect couple We're on our honeymoon And nothing can ever go wrong To me, your impetigo lights up your face However diseased, my love would never change I'd kiss your cist I'd eat your shit But right now We're the perfect couple We're on our honeymoon And nothing can ever go wrong He won't want to spend our time Playing and watching sport She doesn't mind my time with friends She's fine when we're apart He'll shape up, he wants to change He listened to what I said She's coaxing out my softer side I love to talk but let's go to bed