SORRY (SABOTAGE)

Two steps forward but four steps back The game gets better if you're tripping sack We're all friends and we never get lonely But when it comes to games it's sabotage only One night I had to pee so I sat on the toilet Heard moaning and groaning so I stopped for a moment Through the door these little whores were squishing and sucking Had the pee scared out of me find Chris and Beth fucking Say what you will about Jockstrap Zac Pounding improv teammate pussy makes you the chad Gives Beth UTI's like he's infected and sick It's karma for a klepto stealing his dick Hey Beth, nice lip gloss! You steal that too? Self checkout makes you wet as you hit a juul Dry pussy comes from three things, all three not some Recently Single, molly, posh addiction All the F-words out there, they deserve more clout Kev had to hide themselves to be an Eagle scout Gay trans scorpio makes you the bully And your crooked ass teeth make it hard to say sorry Two steps forward but four steps back The game gets better if you're tripping sack We're all friends and we never get lonely But when it comes to games it's sabotage only I talk a lot of shit call it cunty dictation Blame it on my motherfucking oral fixation I'm just so h-word, need a dick inside me Redding, please there's no room in that tiny vagin-y I don't wanna hurt their feelings, but they don't inspire Who, Redding? No that's just Wayne's misfire Chris so sweaty with that hyperhidrosis Walk past his room and it smells like necrosis I love getting burgers with you from Five Guys But how come everyone around you seems to drop like flies And don't think I forgot all about this queen Bethany, every little white boys' wettest dream Inbred corn field bitch like no other Why does every boy you fuck look like they could be your brother They're not, they're not, they're really really not I promise that they're not I really promise that they're not Two steps forward but four steps back The game gets better if you're tripping sack We're all friends and we never get lonely But when it comes to games it's sabotage only Kev thinks their verse is gonna tread on me Well you've got two pairs of shoes so let me be Funny that Kev brings up straight white guys 'Cause wouldn't you know, that's exactly their type And Kev, don't you know your socks are too damn small The heel should be at the back, not at the ball If you didn't know by now yeah I'm fucking Chris But at least I can say sorry without a fucking lisp Redd feels bold when they call me a klepto Smoke your fifth joint and say thanks for the candles You think you and Jarrett are Eric and Donna But you two together makes me wanna Puke Chris is already the butt of everyone's jokes If only he shared emotions as much as he smokes If a Disney prince fucked a stick you'd get Chris Sex with you is like belly flopping a shvitz Sorry I get you so wet I can call you Miss Swampy I sweat too much but it only makes you want me Kevin says that they can suck anything So why do they/them suck at everything When Redd and I smoke yeah we're just dazing When they go on runs The only thing they're chasing Is that molly that they're taking Is that wind you're breaking Is that Jewish guy you're dating Happy Hanukkah bitch I'm an easy target but here's the deal Redding, Kev, and Beth can see and feel They can imagine too which is like euthanasia I don't have the pleasure 'cause I've got aphantasia Two steps forward but four steps back The game gets better if you're tripping Mmmmm sack Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch Redding is a bitch Kevin is a bitch Bethany's a bitch And I am a bitch